“It was a dream of extraordinary magnitude.”
-Dr. Klahn, in "A Fist Full of Yen" (The Kentucky Fried Movie)“Was it a dream where you see yourself in, sort of, Sun God robes, on a pyramid, with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?”
- Chris Knight, “Real Genius”
“Do you know how sick and twisted that is?” - Audrey, Christmas Vacation
“Oh Yes yes, I know…but it isn’t all bad, is it? Not even half
bad, I think you really quite enjoyed it.”
- Dr Frank-N-Furter, “Rocky Horror Picture Show”
“You know, the worst ain’t so bad when it finally happens. Not half as bad as you figure it’ll be before it’s happened.”
Bob Curtin, The Treasure of the Sierra Madre
“I been in worse places than this. This ain’t so bad.”
-former hobo G.I. in "Slaughterhouse 5"“This place reminds me of Blackburn, Lancashire.” - John Lennon, Yellow Submarine
“The Horror! The horror!”
- Colonel Walter E. Kurtz, “Apocalypse Now”
“Good. Real horrorshow. Initiative comes to them as waits. I’ve taught you much, my little droogies. Now tell me what you have in mind…”
~Alex, A Clockwork Orange
“Sorry Venkman, I’m beyond the capacity for rational thought.”
Egon Spengler, Ghostbusters
“Just pretend you’re a janitor. Janitors are never terrified”
Devlin, Notorious
“I just wanna know how one becomes a janitor because Andrew here is very interested in pursuing a career in the custodial arts.” - Bender, The Breakfast Club
“Oh, gosh, I’m really hoping to get a career running errands. That’d be a major boost for me.”
Jiff Ramsey, Bowfinger
“There’s blood on your shirt. Is that an integral part of your job?”
- Lynn Bracken, “L.A. Confidential”
“Marcella… you know what I do for a living.” - Marty Blank, Gross Pointe Blank
“Three people have died on me since I took this job.”
~Corso, The Ninth Gate
"Remember what Bilbo used to say: “It’s a dangerous business, Frodo, going out your door.” - Frodo, Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring
“And when he turned up dead, I let it go. And I said to myself, ‘This is the business we’ve chosen.’ I didn’t ask who gave the order. Because it had nothing to do with business!”
-Hyman Roth, "The Godfather Part 2"“I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister.”
- Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, “Full Metal Jacket”
“Let Jesus fuck you!”
~Regan/Demon, The Excorcist