“Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you’re not good at them.” - Roy, Tin Cup
Personally, I never enjoy sex with someone I know.
Bertha, Toech Song Trilogy
er, Torch
“Oh, stop it, both of you, stop it! You’re like boys with toys!”
- Natalya Siminova, “Goldeneye”
“When you grow up, your heart dies.” - Allison, The Breakfast Club
“What heart?”
-Gabriel Byrne, "Miller's Crossing"“You really don’t care about anybody or anything except yourself, do you?” - Jane, Leap of Faith
“Independence is the only gauge of human virtue and value. What a man is and makes of himself; not what he has or hasn’t done for others.”
- Howard Roark, “The Fountainhead”
“Rabbit is good, Rabbit is wise.” ~ Twister
“What rabbit?”
-Cheshire Cat, “Alice in Wonderland”
“Let’s forget for the moment that you’re comPLETEly unhinged…” 10 Things I Hate About You
“I see dead people.” sixth sense
“Rule Number Three: I can’t bring people back from the dead. It’s not a pretty picture, and I don’t like doing it!”
Genie, Aladdin
“But the plankton is dying.”
- Forrest Taft, “On Deadly Ground”
“That’s the great thing about plankton.”
~Jimmy McGinty, “The Replacements”
"Well, where were we going to get forty-four tons of plankton from every morning? Your papa was dead vexed about that. They thought he was mad in the deli. "
-Eric Idle's mum, "Michael Ellis" episode of Monty Python's Flying Circus“Don’t talk about my daddy!”
-Frank, “Sling Blade”
“If your daddy knew exactly how stupid you were, he’d trade you in for a pet monkey.”
Jack Taggert, Fire Down Below
“Stupid is as stupid does.”
-Forrest Gump.
“To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! I’ve known sheep who could outwit you. I’ve worn dresses with higher IQs, but you think you’re an intellectual, don’t you, ape?”
- Wanda, “A Fish Called Wanda”