“You need people of intelligence on this mission… quest… thing”
Pereguin Took, FOTR
“If you have education, intelligence, and ability, so much the better. But, remember that thousands have reached the top without any of these qualities.”
The Book, “How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying”
“It was only a mission statement!”
~Jerry Maguire
“We’re on a mission from God.”
- Elwood Blues, “The Blues Brothers”
“Boon, I anticipate a deeply religious experience.” - Otter, Animal House
“Cat juggling… Father, could there be a God who’d allow this to happen?”
-Navin R. Johnson, "The Jerk"“Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He’s a prankster. Think about it. He gives man INSTINCTS! He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It’s the goof of all time. Look but don’t touch. Touch, but don’t taste! Taste, don’t swallow. Ahaha! And when you’re jumpin’ from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He’s laughin’ His sick, fuckin’ ass off. He’s a tight-ass! He’s a sadist! He’s an absentee landlord. Worship THAT? NEVER”
- John Milton, “The Devil’s Advocate”
“What do you believe in, then?” - Annie, Bull Durham
“Man who catch fly with chopstick accomplish anything.”
- Mr Miyagi, “The Karate Kid”
“What the hell does that mean?” - Ernest Menville, Death Becomes Her
“It means you have to drive us to the Food King.”
Otter, Animal House
“Ahh, ninja pizza!”
- Michaelangelo, “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II”
“A pizza? Who said you guys could order a pizza?”
Mary, E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial
“Until I forget my name or start drooling at the mouth, I’ll thank you to let me make my own decisions” - Hannah, The Spitfire Grill
"I ask for so little. Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave. "
- Jareth, “The Labyrinth”
“Oh, come on, you don’t think I’m gonna fall for that old trick?”
Miss Scarlett, Clue
“Is this a trick question?” - Venkman, Ghostbusters
“WHAT…is the capital of Assyria?” - The Bridgekeeper, Monty Python and the Holy Grail
“You never studied.”
Ray Stantz, Ghostbusters
(Man, GB is good for quotes, ain’t it?)
“I’m a genius, not an engineer.”
Aramis, The Man in the Iron Mask