“You’re some sort of big, fat, smart-bug, aren’t you?”
- Johnny Rico, Starship Troopers
“Yes.”
Kafka, Kafka
“There just something so illogical about being a smurf…”
- Donnie Darko
“I suppose you’re about to remind me that logic alone dictates your actions?” - James T. Kirk, Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan
“A tomato doesn’t have logic! A tomato can’t move!”
George Fields, Tootsie
“Sausages, tomatoes, and nice crispy bacon.”
~Meriadoc Brandybuck, LOTR: FOTR
“Pigs sleep and root in shit. That’s a filthy animal. I ain’t eat nothin’ that ain’t got enough sense to disregard its own faeces.”
- Jules, Pulp Fiction
“Come on down and dine, on this tasty swine, all you have to do is get in line!” - Timon, The Lion King
“Well, the line was so long I thought you were selling drugs.”
Punk, The Commitments
“Am I a drug dealer? No, I am not. Thank you for asking, though.” - Night Clerk, Road Trip
“I am gonna do something about those two stoner f*cks I shoulda done a long time ago.”
Randal Graves, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
“Are you people all on drugs?”
-Mr. Hand, "Fast Times at Ridgemont High"“I have been sober for three years.” - Reggie, The Client
"Anybody can be a non-drunk. It takes a special talent to be a drunk. It takes endurance. "
-Henry, in “Barfly”
“Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.”
Dean Vernon Wormer, Animal House