“The main thing about money, Bud, is that it makes you do things you don’t want to do.”
Lou Mannheim,
Wall Street
“Money won is twice as sweet as money earned.”
Eddie Felson, The Color of Money
“The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what you share with someone else when you’re uncool.”
–Lester, Almost Famous
“All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I’m fine.”
Jeff Spicoli, Fast Times at Ridgemont High
“I come here to tell you that these beach bums is bums.”
Eric von Zipper, Beach Blanket Bingo
“What does he do nibble your bum?”
Sir Robin Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
“I am NOT a bum. I’m a JERK!”
Navin Johnson, The Jerk
“Jerk off?! I don’t jerk off.”
Lance Cashman, Meatballs
(Maybe you don’t, but, “look at me. Jerking off in the shower. This will be the highlight of my day. It’s all downhill from here.”
–Lester, American Beauty
I have nipples, Foucker. Can you milk me?
You a pothead, Foucker?
The dad in Meet the Parents
“Uh, we’re, still trying to figure out the meaning of that last phrase, sir.”
General Buck Turgidson, Dr. Strangelove
Please read the OP before posting. Relate to the preceding post.
“Right here on my ass, right after you kiss it!”
Lloyd in Dumb & Dumber
:rolleyes:
I feel so welcomed to this new message board - NOT
“If you want me to keep my mouth shut, it’s gonna cost you some dough. I figure a thousand bucks is reasonable, so I want two.”
Tom Reagan, Miller’s Crossing
“One million dollars” - Dr Evil, Austin Powers.
“I’ll keep you in the right direction if I can, but that’s all. Just… follow the money.”
Deep Throat, All the President’s Men
“Do NOT seek the treasure.”
Pete Hogwallop, O Brother, Where Art Thou?
“I wish somebody else had found that money.” - Jacob, A Simple Plan
“Well what good is the money? Six months later, your dick drops off.” - Alan “Hippy” Carnes, The Abyss
“You can’t let Dick control your life!”
Betsy Jobs, Dick
“Control is an illusion, you infantile egomaniac.” - Dr. Claire Lewicki, Days of Thunder