“After all, a woman’s charm is 50% illusion.” Blanche DuBois, A Streetcar Named Desire
“Ladies have never held any charm for me.”
–Rett, Gone With the Wind
“Non sequitur!”
-Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead
“Now what we have here is a failure to communicate.”
Captain, Cool Hand Luke
“Keep your forked tongue behind your teeth! I have not passed through fire and death to bandy wicked words with a witless worm!” - Gandalf, LOTR: The Two Towers
“Are you talkin’ to me?” - Travis Bickle, Taxi Driver
“You want to hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel better. I’m an easy target. Yeah, your right. I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold hearted cynic like you. I don’t like to hurt people’s feelings. Well, you think what you want to about me. I’m not changing. I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Cause I’m the real article. What you see is what you get.”
-Del Griffith (John Candy) in "Planes, Trains & Automobiles"“I felt like destroying something beautiful.” - Narrator, Fight Club
“I just hope it’s not some priceless antique or something.”
The Girl, The Seven Year Itch
“I’m trying to understand our world! I don’t deal with petty materialists like you!” - Maximillian Cohen, Pi
“The point is, ladies and gentlemen, that greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works.”
Gordon Gekko, Wall Street
“Control! Control! You must learn control!”
Yoda-The Empre Strikes Back
“You must learn to control your impulses. They will be your undoing.”
–Spock, ST3
“I had a mad impulse to throw you down on the lunar surface and commit interstellar perversion.”
Isaac Davis, Manhattan
“You must be one of them deviated pre-verts.”
–Keenan Wynn, Dr. Strangelove
“I’m not a pervert! I was just looking for a Turbo Man doll!”
Howard Langston, Jingle All the Way
“Queen Elizabeth is a man! Prince Charles is a pervert! Winston Churchill was full of sh*t! Shakespeare’s French!” - David Kessler, An American Werewolf in London
“Boy, what in the hell are you talking about?” - Marvin Stanwyk, Fletch
“What am I talkin’ about? I’m talkin’ about sex boy, what the hell you talkin’ about? I’m talkin’ about l’amour!”
Glen, Raising Arizona
“He does this every Friday.” Garth, Wayne’s World