“For most people, Friday’s just the day before the weekend. But after this Friday, the neighborhood 'll never be the same.”
Craig Jones, Friday
“Thank God, it’s Friday!”
Pep Streebeck, Dragnet
“That was last Friday.” - Matilda, Zoolander
Not bad enough it’s a Friday the 13th, but a full moon, too. We keep statistics. We have more accidents, more rapes, more robberies, more homicides, more of everything when there’s a full moon. It upsets people, makes 'em nuts.
~Tierney, Friday the 13th
“You don’t understand. Every night when the moon is full, I turn into a wolf.”
Larry Talbot Abbott and Costello meet Frankenstein
“It could be worse. A woman could cut off your penis while you’re sleeping and toss it out the window of a moving car.”
Tyler Durden, Fight Club
“Don’t say penis in this house!”
Mrs Kovic, Born on the Fourth of July
“Now I want y’all to repeat after me: penis, penis, penis; vagina, vagina, vagina!”
Miss Davis, Varsity Blues
“Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina.”
Joseph, Kindergarten Cop
No shit! Mr. Funderberk
Timothy Dunphy, Outside Providence
“I don’t eat shit. It’s against my religion.”
Tommy, Blue in the Face
“And with a flick of my wrist, I could change your religion.”
Lady DeWinter, The Three Musketeers
“I know shit from shinola.” ~Fire Walk With Me
“Don’t say shit like that to me. People can hear you.” - Patrick, 10 Things I Hate About You
“That’s one of the theories, yeah.” Tom Hanks,* The Burbs*
“My theory is that everyone is a potential murderer.”
Bruno Anthony, Strangers on a Train
“And you have no knowledge whatsoever of your potential.” - Ramirez, Highlander
“The total poential here must be nothing less than astronomical.”
Doc Ostrow, Forbidden Planet
“Just the kind of pretentious bullshit that Americans always say to French girls so they can sleep with them.” - Françoise, The Beach
“Did it get you laid?”
Budduskey, The Last Detail