“…‘For which a is the expression x[sup]a[/sup] + y[sup]a[/sup] = z[sup]a[/sup] true?’ ?”
“Many many moons ago…”
“did they finally get tired of looking at my butt?”
“The think about sauerkraut…”
…IS IT’S PICKLED! I mean how gross s that!"
"Who would have thought…
“…‘that, in the last years of the nineteenth centry, that Earth was being watched from afar, that vast dispassionate intelligences were studying the inhabitants of our globe as we study the myriad animalcules that swarm and multiply in a drop of water?’ I certainly didn’t…”
“Four out of five dentists agree that…”
“general anesthesia rocks!”
“What 'm thankful for…”
“…is too complicated and mind shattering for you to comprehend.”
“There’s nothing better than a catgirl and…”
…peanut butter. Two great tastes that taste great together!"
"All the world’s a stage…
“so if you think about it, we’re really all like those annoying ‘theatre people’ from high school.”
“I took out a pair of scissors…”
“… and I don’t get to participate because I am only an understudy.”
“I really do have a lot of work to do, but…”
“…the SDMB is sooo tempting…”
“Climate is what we expect; weather is what we…”
“…receive as punishment from the angry gods. I’m telling you, Skipper-we have to go to the volcano and sacrifice either Ginger or Mary Anne. Only then will we be able to get off this damned island.”
“There were ten little bunnies lying in a bed, and the baby one said…”
" ‘Mama , do we really get to eat a human tomorrow?’ Mama bunny replied, ‘Yes, of course, little one, because we’re Devilbunnies, and they’re just big bald apes, and it’s only right and proper that they are our cattle. Now finish eating your monkey-toe and go to sleep.’ "
“George W Bush, Saddam Hussein, Kim Jong-Il, Tony Blair, Jacques Chirac, and Yahoo Serious enter a bar. The barman takes one look at them and says…”
“…wait, is this some kind of a joke?”
Twas brillig and the slith toves…
“…regretted not packing their Ys in their pick-i-nick baskets as they headed out to rendezvous with The Bear.”
“Regrests, I’ve had a few…”
“…especially not taking those twins up on their erotic offer last night!”
“When I was a little bitty baby my momma used to…”
“…threaten to sell me to the gypsies and buy a bottle of cheap Tokay with the profit if I wouldn’t learn to use the potty.”
“Moving silently through the darkness, the elite team of Navy Seals drew close to the frieghter at its mooring when suddenly they heard…”
“…‘Bilbo! Billlbo Baggins! The bravest little hobbit of them all!’ They wasted no time in setting the explosive charges.”
“I has been said that only one person out of every 500 has an IQ of 140 or greater. What this really means is…”
“…That it is about time for the penguins to begin their takeover of human society…”
“If I only had an hour left to live…”
“…I’d sit calmly for about 55 minutes, then run down the middle of New York screaming. Talk about going out in style.”
“The Golden Rule is…”
ack screwed that up and it won’t let me edit, here we go again
“…I’d sit calmly for about 55 minutes, then run shouting through the middle of New York naked. Talk about going out in style.”
“The Golden Rule is…”