“… of Carrot Top’s hair, can be found entire indigenous species of lice”
“Would you like one lump, or two, with your …”
can of Whoop Ass?"
"How important is rest…
…room etiquette. For the answer to that and other bathroom issues, please contact lieu the “ask the bathroom” guy.
You should drink at least eight glasses of…
alcohol before attempting to seduce a woman." - Frat Boys Guide to Dating
"Methinks that the moment my legs begin…
…to caper about on their own with violent abandon, I hast developed the affliction known as “Mirthful Feet”
Where there’s a whip…
“…There’s a Cool.”
“Yummy, yummy, yummy, I’ve got love in my…”
blender. I better drink up quick before the cops get here.
We’re going on an adventure, we’re going on a trip…
“so grab a flashlight and bite your lip.”
“I once saw a man with…”
“…my eyes. It’s amazing how those things work.”
“This land is your land, this land is…”
“…my eyes. It’s amazing how those things work.”
“This land is your land, this land is…”
“… signs, signs, everywhere a sign.”
“When in Rome, do as…”
“the emporer says or be eaten by lions.”
“It was a dark and stormy night…”
“… much fiddling as you want, just make sure you’ve got a fire extinguisher handy.”
“… Yes, Virginia, there is a…”
“… a bear living in the swamp, and if you aren’t careful he will Xpost you”
“A life without love, that’s …”
“autobiographical sigh”
"Like sand through the hourglass…
…so pass the grains of sand through this little glass doohicky.
In an old house in Paris that was covered in vines…
“…was born Marcel Marceau, king of mimes.”
“The Triton marine engine is capable of…”
“abstract reasoning.”
“A long day’s journey into…”
“… God’s colon, until we found a prostate, confirming once and for all God is a He”
“It’s been a hard day’s night and I’ve been …”
“…to sea in a beautiful pea-green boat.”
“I fell into a burning ring of…”