“… giant penguins, and realized that hallucinogenic drugs were not for me”
“I’d walk a million miles for one of your …”
“crispy popcorn chickens.”
“Oh say can you…”
…please take the garbage to the curb on your way out?"
“When you wish upon a star…”
“… your feet get burnt”
“E=mc[sup]2[/sup] proves that Energy is …”
“…, in the performance of duties by the employees of any workplace, equal to Money paid to them times the square of Cooperation by their management.”
“Elvis…”
“Bonaventure McKenzie would be a really strange name, especially for a girl.”
“When I lost my first tooth…”
“…It took me five days to find it again (it was under the sofa cushions).”
“Ooh, baby, baby, it’s a wild…”
…Wild West sequel! Run!
With great power comes…
…the inspiration for a terrible Jim Carrey movie."
“A lot less talk, and…”
“…a lot more tick. That is the motto of the Asymmetric Clock Company.”
“Bonjour…”
“…Mr Bush, I don’t suppose you care about our Veto now, do you?”
“Every teen movie should have at least one…”
“… boob, but preferably two”
“Tha Amber allert means that you should …”
“…be Smart.”
“Give a man a fish and he’ll…”
“…complain for a day. Make a man a fish, and he’ll carp for years.”
“Cookies are the Devil’s best…”
“… look at you strangely, then call the special services to take you back to the Assylum”
“Don’t tread on the …”
“…conscience with that guilt!”
“Do I smell…”
“… like elderberries? I new it, why didn’t you tell me befor?”
“Shame on you,…”
“…spending so much time on the SDMB!”
“Beach baby, beach baby, give me your…”
…MILTF."
“I regret that I have but one…”
“… anus, but at least it is prehensile”
“But more, much more than this, I did it …”