…half-assed.
Blessed are the meek…
“…for they have just sneezed.”
“Don’t know why there’s no sun up in the sky,…”
“… when it’s night time and a bit of extra light would come in handy”
“That is not dead, which can eternal lie, and given strange eons even…”
“…matriculate.”
“The grass is always…”
“the thing I miss most about my days spent living in Yankees Stadium.”
“Where all the women are…”
“…single - that’s where I want to be!”
“The hills are alive, with the sound of…”
“… goat feltching”
“Some day my price will …”
oopse should be
“Some day my prince will …”
but you can go with either
“remember to bring protection.”
“A giant roast beef sandwhich…”
… is some wierd assed cannibalism."
“You take the high road, I’ll…”
“… take the low road, but neither of us 'll get to bloody Scotland, coz there’s a bloomin Ocean in the way.”
“Shine on you crazy …”
“bastard, shine already!!!”
“When you’re a Jet…”
“…you’re a hell of a plane.”
"War… "
“…is the absence of peace.”
“Life is like…”
“… toilet paper, everything is allright until it runs out”
“Don’t pick at it, or it’ll never …”
“become a responsible adult.”
“The difference between voting for Ralph Nader and…”
“… not eating French Cheese, is Not eating French Cheese might have an effect”
“There can be only …”
“be 4 S’s, 4 I’s and 2 P’s in Mississippi”
" Love is never having to say you’re…"
“…sorry that you left the toilet seat up.”
“I would have got away with it, if it weren’t for you pesky…”
“Apostles.”
“The British Empire was the greatest…”