“… Bingo hall in Brighton”
“Let him who is without sin …”
“use his imagination during Confession.”
“While I don’t condone illegal fireworks…”
“… I will continue to use them, just not AS fireworks. They make great kinky sex toys.”
“The whales have suddenly…”
“… learn’t to immitate Kate Bush, and are bringing out a new album (unlike Kate Bush :()”
“Nobody ever expects …”
“…the unexpected. Because, uh…if they did…uh…”
“You put your right leg in, you take your right leg out, you put your right leg in, and…”
“… eventually you will be able to wear your sister’s stockings”
“The streets of Londo are paved with …”
– why do I keep dropping letters in this thread, should have been London, in honour of Legomancer’s forthcoming trip to England.
Oh Legomancer, you might want to check out the Legoland in Windsor on your trip, it’ll be open for the summer season soon.
“…arsephalt, what else?”
“The Baghdad forecast calls for 100% chance of missles tonight…”
“but like they say, it’s not the missles, it’s the humidity.”
“I walked into a grocery store…”
“…and boy did it hurt. I was in hospital for a week.”
“You have nothing to fear, but…”
“… you’re all sweaty and shaking anyway. What’s up with that?”
“Hey, baby, what’s your…”
“… woody doing in your mouth, it will make you choke”
“When all things are taken into account …”
“…things remain the same, except when they’re different.”
“It was a one-eyed, one-horned flying purple…”
…unibeast, thats here to take our unicycles"
"My cousin has a cream for that…
“…Strawberry shortcake you’re making. He works on a dairy farm.”
“Ooooooooooooooklahoma, where the …”
“governor is too shy to show his face in public.”
“After I was finished shaving…”
… I quit."
“If it looks like a nut and tastes like a nut…”
“…it’ll be eaten by the squirrells, bwahahahahaha!”
“It never rains in California, …”
“so it’s nickname, ‘The Black Cloud State,’ really isn’t appropriate.”
“While the people…”
“… sang and played, oblivious to the world around them, the huge cockroach rebellion began.”
“Good morning, America, how are…”