pierre72: “…because I’ve never wanted anything different. Except a holiday in Cancun with two Swedes, a vacuum cleaner, and a case of Vancouver Island marmots.”
Danimal: “…doing in my drink?”
“Hey! Anyone seen my…”
"…ami? Oh you have? Is it warm this time of year?
“So long, and thanks for all the …”
“… goats” said Sir Bippy the Beardless.
“Sometimes, the hardes thing to say is …”
“I love the way you toes glisten in the sand.”
“When in doubt, pick…”
“…axes are a great way to deflect loss of faith in an argument.”
“Solar power as emerged as an important…”
“…on somebody much smaller than yourself”
“Luke… I am your…”
“… way to power, in this Universe”
“Some day my Prince will…”
“leave me for someone who can spell better than I can, and who doesn’t aways nag him to stop armwrestling the Queen for money.”
“I had to wait in line for so long…”
“… a sausage that I needed three people to help carry it home from the butchershop.”
“Kissinger, Einstein and the Pope walk into a…”
“bar, Dubya ducked.”
“The secret to being a good wife is to always have…”
“… A husband.”
“Double, double, toil and trouble. Fire…”
“…side backgammon can lead to large gambling debts”
“The smell of the ‘stinking corpse lilly’ is said to resemble…”
…Bippy the Beardless’ breath!" (Sorry only joking! I just used you cuz you have a good sense of humour. Forgive me!!)
"I’ve just found out that it’s not possible to lick your elbow yesterday, and now today they’re saying…
— That’s Sir Bippy to you blue_poop, I got knighted earlier in this thread, for my good Goat Feltching technique. Unfortunately it does kind of make my breath smell Goaty though 
“… you shouldn’t bite your toe nails, darn it I’ve been doing that for years especially whilst driving”
“Flash!, I love you. But we only have 20 minutes to …”
Sorry Sir Bippy kisses Bippys feet 
…develop these shots, so make it quick!"
"I’ve got a bag full of penises and it’s got your name on it! I also have some…
“…cloned livers, three legs, one spine, and a used brain. Are you going to buy them or not? Or do I go to Ebay again?”
“Lemons aren’t just cars anymore…”
– higher blue_poop higher, 
“… now they are becoming available as citrus fruit, the perfect accompnyment to pancakes.
Your milage may vary, dealer sets actual price, not available in any states of undress.”
“Joseph was an expert at dream interpretation, but he could never work out the meaning behind dreams about …”
“showing up to work naked and drunk and doing the watusi on the boss’ desk.”
“If everybody had everything they wanted, then…”
“I’d have a bunch of those orange Andes Candies.”
“When I go off the deep end…”
“…Someone calls the lifeguard.”
[side note: I SO love Andes Candies!)
“Hush little baby, don’t say a word, Mommy’s going to…”