“grinning everytime I tell you what the weather is like outside.”
“That’s the last time I…”
“…dress up as a hotel maid just for your gratification.”
“You know it’s cold outside when you step out the door and…”
“…slide all the way down the road to the next town over.”
“I can’t believe you’re…”
“you’re in Greenland.”
“If I hadn’t gotten such a negative fortune in my cookie today…”
“It’s raining nitrogen.”
"I’m looking for a ‘no-strings attached’ type of…
“kite.”
“I wish Ben Franklin hadn’t…”
“… invented bifocals. They make me look old.”
“There’s two kinds of people, people who…”
…" can count, those who can’t count and those who just don’t want to."
“Sometimes you feel like a nut and…”
“. . . sometimes you feel like a squirrel.”
“Truth is stranger than . . .”
…“december’s postings (but rarely)”
“Two’s company, but three’s …”
“a conspiracy.”
“It’s not over till…”
"we all join hands and sing ‘Kumbayah.’ "
“A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, and …”
“Bam! You got a real New Orlean’s meal!”
“Why you’re soaked to the bone. You’d better…”
“enough for an alibi.”
“What the Pope doesn’t know is that…”
“…i slept with his mom!”
“oh my god! you killed…”
A wacky sitcom that will launch the carriers of folks you would hate if they worked at your job."
"Remember,no matter where you go…
“…there you are!”
“Hannibal led a team of elephants across the…”
…basketball court"
"Where there’s smoke there’s…
Rudy and his bong."
"For the last time I never…
…meant to make you cry."
"Smoke 'em if you…