“…like old-fashioned bacon”
“Here’s another fine mess…”
…that I have to clean up. Damned kids!"
“Four score and seven years ago, our fore…”
heads lacked adequate prostheses."
“One for the money, two for the…”
“…honey, three for the bunny, four for the tunny…”
“S’wonderful, s’marvelous…”
“yeah yeah Frank, go home and sober up. We’re closed.”
“This world ain’t big enough for…”
“another continent to be added.”
“The thing about baseball is…”
…its boring and stupid and dare I say “baseless”
"A bird in the hand…
“…long-stemmed roses, she said, gesturing at knee level”
“What is the square root…”
Oops, didn’t notice I was on Page one of a Two-Page thread!
“A bird in the hand…”
“…is sure to leave a stain on the carpet.”
“What is the square root…”
“of sixty-nine? Eight something.”
"You sure look nice wearing those…
“…fire-retardant trousers.”
“Anyone know why a man’s stomach is the quickest route to his…”
“intestines? I never did well in anatomy.”
“Sit down, shut up and…”
“…don’t feed the bandicoots, even if they beg.”
“When traveling by rail, always carry a…”
…eight and a half by eleven framed picture of Danny Devito (autographed if possible)
When traveling by sea, always remember to…"
“…make reservations beforehand for Davy Jones’ Locker. It’s a very exclusive restaurant, you know.”
“Like all politicians, he was at once responsive to and dismissive of the ‘chattering classes’, and he fervently desired…”
“…that Mistress Victoria would finally re-appear at the door, untie him, throw some clothes onto his nakedness, and take him out of the snow-covered back alley up to her boudoir to continue his ‘lesson’ in leadership”
“Yep, there be gold in them there…”
“…teeth.”
“She turned to him with that smouldering, half-shaded look, the one she’d used on the bartender the night before with such success, and beckoned – beckoned with a smooth, printless finger, topped with a fingernail painted purplish red like an Arizona sunset, which, because he had never been to Arizona, let alone seen a sunset there, left him feeling both confused and aroused; and she told him how she’d always admired the cut of his pants and secretly envied his…”
“…knowledge of Internet routing protocols.”
“He turned wordlessly to her, silently crossed the room (soft shoes noiseless on the carpet), and reached…”
“the realization that Diet Dr. Pepper tastes just as good as regular Dr. Pepper.”
“When I think about snow…”