"…orthogonally congruent to the spike frequency apperception of the transient phase velocity of the incoming B field (as demonstrated in Equation 2b); the cumulative output of the retinal matrix (as processed through the medullal integrator network), and the soduim-potassium uptake rate in the medial fibres can be shown to be directly proportional to the incident frequency. "
“When using CDRDAO with older CD recorders, it is sometimes necessary to force the…”
“… ketchup back into the bottle. This guarantees no further slippage”
“You are my sunshine, my only sunshine. You make me…”
“…wish I had not drowned you.”
“Wind it out, get comfy on the footpegs. and you’ll know why…”
“…extension ladders are the best for large jobs.”
" ‘Porn’ is defined as…"
“…Passions otherwise regarded as normal.”
“Once the car had entered the tunnel of love, I could tell that Jasmine was interested in more than just…”
…holding hands. Maybe it had something to do with my glow-in-the-dark…"
“…memory card. But I can’t quite recall.”
“Luna McAlpine paused as she climbed the great tree. This far east, sequoias were rare, and the giant whose bark she clung to stood head-and-shoulders above the Douglas firs. She glanced at the sky. The helicopters were still hovering over the clearcut. She reached into her…”
“… backpack and took out a fruit bat. She only had three left so she has to make each one count. Strapping the monofillament cable to the creatures left leg she whistled to it the command to fly above the helicopters blades. The monofil streaming behind it the rodent flew up above the first helicopter. As the monofil came in contact with the spinning rotor blades it cut them into polycarbon splinters. Losing control the helicopter crashed into the clearcut in a ball of flames. ‘That will teach them not to take my last rolo’ thought Luna smiling to herself.”
“Love is the food of …”
“…psychic vampires who induce our feelings of affection in order to feed off the ‘warm fuzzies’ that result.”
“Coins are a convenient way to…”
“…tell that noisy guy in front of you at the movies to kindly shut up.”
“You go with me or you’ll cut a chicken for…”
“…nicating swathe through my Hollywood dreams.”
“One ride and you’ll agree …”
“…Lucky Strike brand bombs are the most accurate bombs around. So when it’s your turn to cakcle with glee as you fall from the bomb bay, choose Lucky Strike.”
“Bob’s yer…”
“…man, if you want a man named Bob. Choose Bob for the best Bob in all of San Francisco.”
“OMG Captain, the Klingons are attached to…”
That’s part of me sig:p Anyways…
“…your ear! Quick, chew them off!”
“I can’t exactly hang up the phone while I’m…”
“… sitting on the crapper, mom. So you’ll just have to ignore the sound effects”
“My guru just told me to …”
“stop bothering him about the meaning of life.”
“I dug a hole…”
“…in my arm to release the demon within. But all it did was fart and then tie up the phone.”
“Your computer has attempted to perform an illegal…”
“search and seizure; you may wish to consult an attorney.”
“The evil clowns descended to feast upon the unholy buffet before them, consisting of…”
“… two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, and onions. All in a sesame seed bum”
“The best use for iceberg lettuce is …”
“…roadkill. Or caulking. Or as a Horrible Example. Or something.”
“BRAAIINS!!!..”