“…Brains are good for your hea…oh wait…”
“The waves keep on crashing on …”
“… my head” were the last words spoken by King Canute.
“Sloppy seconds are preferable to …”
“…dirty thirds.”
“If you move, PA law requires you to…”
“…confront night, storms, hunger, ridicule, accidents, rebuffs, as the trees and animals do.”
“Hold you in his armchair you can feel his…”
“…beer bottle poking you in the ribs.”
“Grab the mic with no…”
“…breath left/
Blurt your heart out, watch them laugh/
Karaoke ain’t a game now, it’s for real/
Words 'gainst words, a bloody stage…”
“In an unexpected upset, the Quebec Liberal Party claimed victory over…”
" the Chicago Bears after the leaders of the former, headed for a late-night rave, accidentally showed up at Soldier Field."
“The really odd thing about his hair…”
“…just someone the first two can make fun of.”
“It’s not everyday you find a…”
“…was that it looked like it was on fire to me.”
“It’s not everyday you see…”
Sorry about that folks… I’m the new guy.
“. . . the terrible secret of space!”
“Physics is only as evil as. . .”
** ....the smell of the man who taught you it to you**
"He can’t go down , not with 3 barrels on him…
“…there’s just too much bouyancy involved!”
" ‘Dog’ is ‘god’ spelled backwards. And ‘evil’ is ‘live’. This proves that…"
**...finding an interesting 'start' quote is harder than it looks :) **
Thank you for calling the order management desk for BT Openworld…
… please listen to the following options
1 Cistrcian Order
2 Benidictine Order
3 Franciscan Order
4 Jesuit Order
type any other key for the Assumptionist Order
or hold for the Redemptionist Order
Many have postulated that God’s name is Jehovah, but it should be pronounced …
“with an English accent, and then only in extreme situations. Like at a Notre Dame game.”
“Some movers came to pick up my sofa…”
“…the little bastards we haven’t figured out yet.”
“We’re off to see the whizzer, the wonderful whizzer of Plotz…”
my apologies for bad thread pickup
“…and they took everyting else, too. Damn!”
“We’re off to see the whizzer, the wonderful whizzer of Plotz…”
…em actually, i’ve changed my mind. we’re of to see the strippers, the wonderful stippers and sluts."
"So I just got my my men a&c jab and heb a and typhiod jab on tuesday (true story) and my arm now hurts like a …
*Nah I’m must better looking than any Charlotte Church (twin or other wise could be 
*
“… cataleptic nudist sunbather’s naughty bits”
“The worst shaving injury in history occured when Misume Hirugashi …”
“…in a drunken moment mistook his diminutive lower member for his large proboscis and came close to a self Bobbitization.”
“The most insteresting aspect of tyrannosaurus rex is that his naughty bits are…”