“… is that noise coming from your ass?”
“Full military dress uniform is required …”
“…in this dollhouse.”
“My phone bill was so big…”
…I had to sign it using a sharpened telegraph pole.
The wonderful thing about Tiggers…
“…is that I have no clue what they are”
“I’m having so much fun, that I…”
…have completely forgotten about the essay on ‘Tigger’ that I wrote back in the days.
There’s gold in them thar…
“…Tiggers, but ah’ll be damned if ah knows hows to git them outa theya.”
“Only 3 miles to…”
“…the Tigger farm! Yay!!”
“What do you get when you cross an ox and a…”
“… pop idol contestant?” A:“An oxymoron.”
“Soup should allways be eaten …”
…from behind
The ‘Cooler of evil’ was reprimanded by ‘the Waffle-Iron of Naughtiness’ yesterday for…
“…transporting young gills across timelines for immoral purposes” (helps to know a little about the cooler thread)
“There’s nothing quite like a good kabob, one that…”
“… oozes like the spawn of Shub Nigreth with unholy sauce plotting the worlds distruction inside its entrapping prison of pitta bread”
“World dommination is best achieved by …”
…not dropping outta Sunday league football sonny, thats for sure.
Mamma, just killed a swan…
“…but it’s OK, at least we know what’s for dinner.”
“Hmm, I’m thinking about growing a…”
…sleazy porn-star moustache so I can feel all seedy and dirty, like dog-shit on a poppy seed bun.
Lilt, pineapple and grapefruit…
“…are what the bewitching young French girl in the next cubicle used to entice me to make her pizza. Little does she know that I don’t like pizza, and plan to gave her steak-and-kidney pie instead. BWA HA HA HAAA…”
“Fhtagn glnnn Krmxh! Cthulhu prplxos! Ia! Ia!..”
“…I now pronounce you demon and wife.”
“I know what you’re thinking, and…”
**........SPLOOOT! ahh thank you my child, that heimelich hit the spot, now take me to my non-existant abode please.**
I though he was a Jew so I asked him and he said " Jewish Schmewish “, to which I replied …”
**........your right, this would never have happened in Hitlers time"“…sluuurghh” said Bippy, then he remembered not to speak whilst performing cunnylingus.
“Spotted Dick is mostly enjoyed by …”
**...the Playmate of the Apes**
Who wants to be an erotic billionaire…