… the new CIS reality show, we drop three teenage girls and three teenage boys in the red light district of Vladivostoc, the first to make a Billion Rubbles (or $25.00 USA) on the game gets to win a years supply of borsch.
“Please remove all packaging material before …”
“…inserting foot into mouth.”
“Fragfest onna front porch! Last one there’s a…”
So what your saying Spock , is that if we reverse the polarity on the Romulan Sunday school teacher , she will become a pimp-magnet?..
“… No, she will become a pink mad nut, do try and keep up Kirk. She will therefore paint the retirement home ceilings for us.”
“SOmetimes, when the shit really hits the fan, you just got to …”
…close your mouth. Cause it tastes funky"
"After making love, I always like to…
“ask my wife if she’d still love me if I were to suddenly become right-handed. She always smiles and says she’d love me no matter what.”
“In all the time I spent in Texas…”
“…I never once took part in a bobsled race.”
“The all-night food store at the corner of Bloor and Walmer is a great place to…”
**....open an all-night food store, or snipe from.**
What is it about aubergines that remind me of…"
“… the time I spent as a special effects artist on Aliens 4?”
“Pour me another drink, and let me tell you about my time in …”
…scotland with blue poop. oh she was just beautiful, just lazing around in the nude. We went climbing and made love all day on the beach. oh it was the time of my life. Now pour me another drink!"
"why can’t we all…
“drop our pants in front of foreign dignitaries?”
“My trial would have gone better…”
**....if I hadn't of worn the skin of the dirty little slut I was accused murdering, to court. :smack: **
" The look on my Doctors face when I…"
“put my hand gently on the back of his head while he was examining Dick and the Boys was priceless.”
"That’s not a bowling ball, that’s… "
“…a barely-subcritical sphere of plutonium! Run!!!”
“The ‘gronkulator’ can be connected in three different ways to the…”
“Kennedy assasination.”
“The author of a best-selling book on…”
roller skates… tonight, at the Thunderdome… IN A CAGE!!!"
"We’re going to need a bigger… "
“… toilet roll, lieu is coming over for dinner.”
“Romeo and Juliet is a Shakespearean play about …”
“…passion, romance, tragedy, death, and Really Big Hooters! Coming up on Fox!”
“Rulers. Straightedges. T-squares. All of these have one thing in common. And that thing…”
“… they do what the army does, draft”
“People who live in glass houses…”
“… make for great entertainment when they’re having sex.”
“Knock, knock…”