…knock , knock. knock, knock. knock, knock. I dont think anyones in."
"I think the oldest person on this message board is…
“…masquerading as an infant.”
“Colours, lights and textures! Colours, lights and textures! Colours. lights and…”
“a slice of pepperoni pizza.”
“I’m just glad I don’t have…”
“…female dalmatians. Others may enjoy, however, I digress.”
“Out of nowhere, Officer- this damn Tigger come a’bouncin’ and then it…”
“… turned into a pretty pink Unicorn, the Unicorn told me to go get a coffee and wear only Duck tape, that is why I am sitting here at Starbucks wearing a tape g-string trying to order a double Latte.”
“Saturday Night’s Fettish Ball was …”
**...a hot fave at the board meeting, but in the end we went with the name 'Mr Brains Faggotts'**
I once took a tour with some tourists who had tourettes…
…fucking asshole, tourettes, ass, syndrome. cough cough"
"So I go to the doctor and he says ’ if you eat anymore oak trees you’ll…
" ’ …have to also eat a beaver once a month to chop up the fibres and improve regularity.’ "
“Slow, smooth, and deadly, the butterscotch pudding spread across the land. It coated streams. It filled in holes, suffocating small animals within–and absorbing their bodies. It wicked itself up trees, searching for insects and nesting birds. And then it reached the residence of Mrs Edna Fudgebottom…”
…just because."
(Jeebus Crispus Attucks, are you trying to write a novel here?)
“My bologna has a first name, it’s…”
Legal in utah?
What do you do with a,
“…b,c books?”
“This isn’t the question and answer thread, this is the …”
"complaints desk, and I’m sick of sitting here all day, don’t you know his seat hurts my tail, and the lighting’s too bright… "
"I’ve never gotten over those words that the mysterious stranger said to me that night… "
"…‘Batman is a scientist, Spongebob is not.’ "
“The only two suspects are Ed Begley Jr. and…”
barney…you know…that purple-pink horror?"
“no!!didn’t i tell you a thousand times not to…”
“wear stolen underwear?”
“We should replace the against public drunkenness with…”
That should read “We should replace the law against public drunkenness with…”
“…mandatory public-service messages for teenagers showing their parents getting a buzz on and then clumsily attempting, and failing, to have Hot Monkey Sex. By God, if that doesn’t make drinking uncool, nothing will.”
“Chocolate-chip cookies are the gods’ way of…”
A letter to penthouse."
"If at first you don’t suceed…
I type way to slow or something, This post grew astnomically while I was typing sorry if I got us lost…My reply was to “two’s company and three’s…”
“… you probably never will.”
“The essense of creativity…”