…smells almost like essence of vanilla
" Keep out of the black , and into the red…"
“…, by singing the blues.”
“Jeepers, creepers, where’d you get those …”
“…extravagant lawn orbs?”
" I think there’s a guy named Who running for…"
**....third base**
’The common perception that everyone in North America when found in groups of two or more are genetically programmed to continuously shout " U.S.A, U.S.A, U.S.A " at the top of their voices for no apparent reason , is…'
“…nonsensical to Canadians.”
“Spring is the best time of…”
“… day to realize that you are caught in a time dillation nexus, and at quater to Thursday you’re going to have to kill your Grandfather to get out before the 23rd century begins.”
"So they think I am mad, bwahahaha, they will suffer for their …
**...non political correctness when I write a stiff (and crinkly) letter to my MP**
" hanging a man on a pole by his spandex pants, is the correct response to…
“…incorrect use of the apostrophe.”
“Phone!!!…”
“…everyone out of the water, NOW!”
“My joy would be complete, dear, if you were only here…”
“… wearing your spandex pants looking after Dick and the Boys in that special way of yours”
“Stand and deliver, your money or …”
**.....whatever is behind door number 2, the choice my friend, is yours "**
" I once hired a builder to construct a patio onto mt 19th floor apartment…
if you can read this, I cannot say your time was well spent.
i tell you…that manly crack, was made in heaven "
“i once knew a girl, she had the largest, smoothest, roundest…”
“…bowling ball ever. She always threw strikes.”
“Fair love, you faint with wandering in the…”
“…Sahara for six days without water or shelter.”
“That’s the last time I take a sleeping pill and…”
"…desert of cynical despair, arise! Arise, love, and sup at the fount of Spring! For just as the bees are busy in the hive and the birds are pairing on the wing, so too shall you find your greatest boon!
And if that doesn’t work, here’s a shotgun to end it all."
“The Paraguayan ember-bird builds its nests in an envelope of…”
“…vodk…zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.”
“…coffee beans and hemp leaves.”
“When I come home at night I know Blanche is Blanche, Rose is Rose, and Ma if she’s taken her medicine is…”
“… not going to pretend to be Humphry Bogart but will just be plain old Ma.”
“Well, there’s egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; …”
“…spam spam egg spa… hey we’re outta spam. MORE SPAM!”
“I’m no longer allowed in Disneyland after that unfortunate…”
“pantless tryst with Cinderella on the Runaway Mine Train”
“These are the times that try men’s…”
“…sense of direction.”
“Da plane! Da plane!..”