"… da plane is not working like da man in da shop said it would! This 2x4 is still rough!"e
“You overqualified excuse for a freeze-dried nitwit, I told you not to buy cheap…”
“Hamsters… and your mother smelt of elderberries!”
“I was standing right there by the window, thinking…”
man, it’s so cold when you press your nude cheeks to the glass."
“I watched a beautiful sunset…then, at that moment, he came…my…”
"husband, the same husband who had left me ten years before after our argument about whether or not Russian Roulette is an actual sport. He told me he’d always wanted to come home, but feared that the door might be locked (he’d forgotten to bring his key along when he left).
“If the Supreme Court were to cut an album…”
“…to assist with tying up these badgers prior to shipment. Squirmy and bitey buggers, they are.”
“The sultry look in Helen’s eyes told Walter that he was in for…”
GRR I wish the damned last page command would work!
**.....it would probably be something by Barry Manilow, with scissors**
[quote]
*Originally posted by danceswithcats *"The sultry look in Helen’s eyes told Walter that he was in for…"
**…a damn hard rogering, the look in Rogers eyes however made that seem unlikely. **
"I,m gonna go for answer ‘C’ Chris, ‘Richard Dreyfuss was one of the original Four-Tops’ , final answer…
“smam for $50.00.
A: Would you sleep with me?
B: Would you give me a quick BJ?
C: Would you pretend to be Richard Dreyfuss whilst feltching my Goat?
D: Would you allow to sniff your panties?
…”
“An Apple a day keeps …”
......war on drugs from moving forward, report all drug-dealing apples to your local police station.
"In some Amish communities they still use pickled onions in the place of the the normal mouse roller-ball that we all know and love today, wicker monitors and keyboards made from bread are common-place. In one place that I visited, these technology hating people could often be found indulging in…**
“…Internet parodies of popular entertainment and political figures.”
“Bread is Nature’s way of providing, in one convenient package, a full day’s requirement of…”
“…light rock.”
“Divorce is no fun…”
“…and games until someone loses an eye”
“December 7, 1941 a day that will live in…”
“…a block of Lexan.”
“2:11 PM. It was time…”
.........to realise I was commited on ward4, there was no longer any need to think the prime minister was in the room with me, so why did I always call out to him?"
"making love is supposed to help induce childbirth so I thought I should quickly get to the hospital after shacking up with my harlot of a lover for the night, but when I got there, my wife still had not given birth........"“for another battle of tequila… I came out of the alcohol-poisoning coma over an hour ago…”
“it was one of those idyllic summer days when the shimmering rays of…”
“… it was three hours before a young male doctor took me aside and told me that my wife was actually a window display dummy, and that I had been deluded. I was then transported back to ward 4 in one of those nice padded jackets with the long sleeves that reach all the way around.”
“Lunch today will consist of …”
I HATE stacking posts!
“which was NOT entirely unexpected… as she was in hospital to have her appendix out to start with.”
“it was one of those idyllic summer days when the shimmering rays of…”
.........an overun phone-call, 10 minutes to grab a macaroni pie with 3rd degree burns and "dont drink coffee at your desk!"**
.....designer braces caused many a roller-skate pile up near Miamis North Beach"
" Picatchu, I choose you…**
… to be my date at the Furries Fun Kinky Sex party"
“Harry Potter and the …”
.........photographers bone set the standard, it remains to be seen if Gobbles of Desire will live up to that"
" De Niro always the method actor, when filming ‘Taxi Driver 2, the lucid years’ he always had a habit of…"