…replace any damaged or broken fire-proof tiles on the space-shuttle, at a fraction of the normal cost"
" Never before in a field of steaming cowpats, have so many…"**
“… smelled so bad, from such poo”
“Do, or do not, there is no …”
“dO BE Do bE do”
“I am the king of the waste-lands. A modern day man of steel. I gather darkness to please me. And I COMMAND you to…”
“…do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight.”
“We are the knights who…”
“… search for the Holy Penguin. Tell us where can we buy a penguin on-line?”
“No Indian meal is complete without …”
“…corn, buffalo, and full head dress.”
“The breast is the…”
“…most succulent part of the virgin. Er, chicken. Yeah. That’s what I meant. Chicken.”
" ‘I’m a lumberjack and I’m…’ "
“… not going to fall into any silly steriotypes about being a closet poofter. I am a real man and so is my wife Norris.”
“Charlie Chapplin’s sexual exploits were legendary, but most famous of all was …”
“…the time he copulated with two fried eggs in a steaming vat of hollandaise sauce.”
“Ain’t nothing like the real thing…”
…all the sequels and remakes are just gash"
“He pulls a knife on you, you pull a gun, they send one of your men to the hospital, you send ten of theirs to the morgue, they spit in your coffee…”**
“…and then you realize Grand Theft Auto just isn’t what it’s cracked up to be.”
“Skittles–taste the…”
“… small wooden bowling pins.”
“Water, water, everywhere …”
“…you step. Who clogged the toilet?!?”
“Many musicians have been influenced by…”
“…copious amounts of illegal substances and readily available sex. Then again, haven’t we all?”
“He’s chasing tornados…”
“Which is really a waste of time and effort… I mean, hang out in that big trailer park in that open field and the tornados will find you… right?”
“Just about a year ago, I set out on the road. Seeking my fame and fortune. Looking for the…”
“…cheapest, easiest way I could find to makes lots of money. Unfortunately, I’m too ugly to be a hooker, too lazy to deal drugs, and too damn smart to marry into it.”
“If loving you is wrong…”
“…then I’ll have to get the Supreme Court to strike down the existing laws, and Parliament to write new ones, before I can allow myself go out with you. So, I guess that means I’m busy Saturday night. Sorry.”
“Dvorak often said that his keyboard was really intended for…”
“… appearing i cat and mouse cartoons.”
“My first memory from my childhood was …”
“…watching this thread hit 1,000 posts. I thought I had it, then I realized it was only 999.”
“Three excuses to cheat on a final are…”
“…‘duh’, ‘um’, and ‘I dunno’. I didn’t say they were good excuses.”
“Madness, I say! 1000 posts! Madness!..”