“… the end of the world is nigh, for Og’s sake think about the children.”
“You can’t make an omelet …”
“out of a sow’s ear. Actually, you can, it just wouldn’t be Kosher.”
“A Mexican meal…”
“…just isn’t Mexican without a little sombrero in my drink.”
“Based upon national taste tests…”
"… the top five tasting nations are
5. Sweden,
4. Thailand,
3. Jordan,
2. Argentina,
- Brazil
"
“The one thing you must NEVER say in polite company is …”
“I need to borrow someone’s face.”
“When I have a good idea…”
“…everybody has a good idea! If I’d hired you to have good ideas of your own, I would have put that in your job descriptions! Now get back to work!!”
“The blue link is for passengers only. There is no clicking on the blue link…”
....so even if you click like a bat with tourettes itwill still not have the desired effect."
" A turd in the hand…**
“…just isn’t worth much at all. Unless it belongs to the Great Endangered Asian Mud Slugum. We’ll give ya a coupla bucks for that.”
“We need someone on the case! We need…”
Batman or Spider Girl or a genetically modified nuclear Sherlock Holmes on the case, can we do it?"
" Errr we have Jim sir, Jim has just reported for duty, we sent him out for doughnuts but we can call him back, will Jim do? "
" Yes I suppose so, but let him finish the pastry run first ok?"
" Techno, techno, techno, techno…**
“…techno everywhere, and not a beat to dance to.”
“There’s two or three things that I know for sure…”
.....my daddy was a pimp and my mommy was a whore, my granny was a madam and my grandad was a fluffer, my uncle is a nonce and my aunt a knob buffer."
" Weheyy we’re the turnkeys, we like to blast hoses around…"**
“…What do you mean, that’s not a good theme song?”
“You’re not supposed to talk to…”
“… your food, it might answer back” - Cannibal saying #32
“I’m losing on the swings, I’m losing on the …”
“…roundabouts, especially that nice little number in Swindon. No wonder my insurance rates are so high.”
“Pepsi. Coke. Can you tell the difference? I…”
“prefer Bushmills Irish Whiskey”
Like sands through the hourglass. These are…"
“… fleeting moments of frivolity, in this sad and cruel life.”
“Kayleigh, is it too late to say I’m …”
“horny?”
“I’m Traveling down the road. I’m Flirtin’ with…”
“…a four-legged flamingo in a pink dress. This makes me strangely aroused.”
“I’ll stop your crying…”
“… with my new Eye Plunger[sup]TM[/sup]. Remove all eye irritants with Eye Plunger[sup]TM[/sup] from the makers of the Tonsil Brush[sup]TM[/sup].”
“Trapped in the Christening shawl of a hangover,…”
( you’re correct if you smell something fishy about my last few quotes)
“Bippy began another day like he begins every day. With 15 cigarrettes, a half a bottle of Jaegermiester, and 3 shots of dran-o. Nothing like a little ‘hair of the dog that bit ya’!”
“Staring into the mouth of the void, **QueerGeekGirl
** thought…”