“it was pretty strange that ‘Cannibalism Quarterly’ didn’t have a wider circulation.”
“She’s the best-selling author of ‘When Someone You Love…’”
“…Farts Loudly, Blame the Dog.”
“Aside of conquering the world, the Brain wishes only to…”
“…Farts Loudly, Blame the Dog.”
“Aside of conquering the world, the Brain wishes only to…”
“…Farts Loudly, Blame the Dog.”
“Aside of conquering the world, the Brain wishes only to…”
“…Farts Loudly, Blame the Dog.”
“Aside of conquering the world, the Brain wishes only to…”
“…Farts Loudly, Blame the Dog.”
“After standing in line at the bank for 15 minutes without moving, Willy decided it was time to…”
My apologies for the split post. Blame the hampsters.
“…actually put some pants on. He was started to get odd looks from the other patrons.”
“I think we can make it. In fact, I’m sure…”
“…we can. All you need to do is hold tight to my genitalia. Push as we move through the escape tunnel.”
“After moving through the fog and upwards into the light, Danielle decided that her relationship with Frank was…”
“…far too serious and encumbered in cliché to be viable. So she pushed him out into the greenlit tunnel, turned around, and headed back to Earth to begin a far happier life of mindless frivolity.”
“Sunday, Sunday… Can’t take that day…”
“…” said God to Gabriel, in one of their more private conversations.
“A one, a two, a one two three four …”
“…five, six, seven, eight called the bandmaster affected with polydactylism.”
“Aside of conquering the world, the Brain wishes only to…”
......put on a dress, bend over, and tell Pinky theres chees in the tunnel."
" Heres a tip for ya, got to the bathroom and check ya hair. I spat in it because I imagine you probably fingered my soup a little obscenely, I have no proof but…"**
“the oily film floating on it makes me QUITE supicious.”
“Jake looked longingly into Heather’s one good eye and thought to himself…”
… ‘If I hadn’t saved ewe from the Arabian chef, I wouldn’t know what true love could be like’, Heather mearly bleated contently.
“The longest journey starts with a single …”
“…woman who is overly chatty. The 20 minute trip across town can seem to take years.”
“The FDA was growing tired of Elmo’s submissions, and after viewing the sample of photoluminescent tampons, decided to…”
“change the sign outside it’s office in order to make Elmo think it was a hotdog place. This strategy proved so successful (not to mention tasty) that soon, the Department of Justice put up a sign offering ten-minute oil changes instead of Justice. The much maligned Supreme Court became a record store, with Chief Justice Rehnquist trading in his black robe for a jean jacket with a Guns n’ Roses patch on the back.”
“Don’t take advice…”
“…you don’t know where it’s been.”
“Anyone who hates children and dogs can’t be all…”
“…that bad. After all, if it wasn’t for those meddling kids and that dog of theirs, our schemes would have succeeded!!!”
"New Zealand. New Caledonia. New England. New Britain. New Ireland. it seemed that the southwestern Pacific was the trendy place to cast off the…
“…Skipper, Gilligan, the Millionaire, his wife, the movie star, and the rest.”
“Time. It’s always against…”