“…wall. Well, the clock is anyway. And the rooster.”
“She said she’d never turn on me…”
....but one night she did, all nineteen stone of her. You didn't think I got this thin by working out did you? "
" So she was all like " Waaagh! " and I was all like " Gross". It was like we were all…"**
“…caught in, like, a ValGirl timewarp! Eeeewww! And we’re guys too! Like, gag me with a spoon!”
“Cambridge is a municipality of 113 000 convenieltly located at the junction of…”
“… academia, and insanity”
“The city of Los Angeles, affectionately called LA, is more often known to its residents as …”
" …either ‘El Pueblo de Nuestra Señora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciúncula’ or (if they were in a hurry, or transplanted New Yorkers) ‘Fred’."
“SCREAM!!!…”
...TRENT SCREAM, IF IT WAS NOT FOR EQUAL OPPORUNITIES THE BRITISH GOVERMENT COULD NOT HAVE GIVEN ME THIS JOB, YOU PROBABY CAN'T TELL BUT I AM QUITE QUITE DEAF. I AM CURRENTLY TRAILING THAT GUY AT THE NEXT TABLE FROM US, THE ONE WHO IS STARING AT ME. ARE THEY? OK THEN THE ONE WHO IS STARING AT ME WITH THE MOUSTACHE. NO NOT THAT ONE, THE ONE IN THE HAT. ALLOW ME TO CALL THE WAITRESS HEY LADY! BRING US TWO DR. PEPPERS PLEASE, SHAKEN ABOUT THE PLACE BUT NOT SPILT. ONCE YOU HAVE CLEANED UP THAT TRAY YOU JUST DROPPED. GOSH THEY ARE A JUMPY LOT ROUND HERE AREN'T THEY. MY GOD WOMAN, TAKE YOURSELF OFF TO THE BATHROOM AND CLEAN YOURSELF UP, I WONT EAT DINNER WITH A LADY WHOSE EARS ARE BLEEDING, IT'S JUST NOT SANITARY. OOOPS HANG-ON WE NEED TO GO, I THINK MOUSTACHE-LIP HAT BOY MAY HAVE JUST TWIGGED OUR GAME. ARE YOU SURE YOU NEVER TALKED TO ANYONE?"
" There’s a snake in my boots…**
“… working in the cosmetics department, British Government equal opportunities have now been extended to Ophidians to make up for six thousand years of persecution from Christians, Jews, and Muslims.”
“Some cheeses are best served …”
“…green. You don’t want to know why.”
“Out the window you go, my boy. It’s time for…”
.....us too see if that mashed up spider I put in your semolina gave you super spider powers, no my boy I am sure a parachute will not be necessary, I have all confidence in my plan."
“Say Buddy, how about that local…”**
took me a second to get the Boots one, how I laugh
“…dogcatcher who sold his critters to the Chinese restaurant?”
“You will find it a very good practice always to verify your…”
“…zipper being up when you leave the restroom… I mean, it is generally though uncool to wander about in polite company with the wedding tackle out for inspection.”
“It was Jasper’s first trip to run with the bulls in Slapout, AL. ‘Them dang Spaniards ain’t got nothin’ on us!’ He thought as he dodged an enraged milk cow, 'matter of fact…”
“… partners sex befor the sexual intimacy gets too confusing.”
“Dogs are a man’s best frieng, but Goats …”
–bah
“… the whole darned dairy heard is just a bunch of no good heffers’”
Dogs are a man’s best friend, but Goats …"
“…put up less of a fight.”
“Tell Carlton to stop faxing me, I cannot get him into…”
“…the office before Tuesday, the 45th of Groob, 21334.”
“Press <ALT> + <CTRL> + <SHIFT> + <WAKE UP> to…”
“…to make the tamigatchi FART loudly.”
“It may seem a strange principle to enunciate as the very first requirement in a Hospital that it should…”
“…preserve sickness for continued profit, but that is indeed how The System operates.”
“Meatotomy! Meatotomy! It just rolls off the tongue!!!..”
“…” You can have you Meat removed surgically if you like Sunspace but I’ll keep my Meat if you don’t mind. Meatoplasty now that might be an idea, hmmm.
“Altering the space time continuum, may have the side effect of …”
“…shrunken nostrils and elongated ear lobes.”
“At birth, a Dalmation is always pure…”
“…but after sufficient life experiences, even the purest dog is likely to have some sort of attitude.”
“Submit. Submit. Submit…”