“…make sure you have a good spot to hide to bodies”
“since you been gone, I’m outta my head can’t take…”
“this damn hat off, thanks to the Super Glue.”
“If the enemy of my enemy is my friend…”
....then I could kill my friend and my enemy would be my friend, then I could kill him, it's a win/win situation."
“An enema with the produce of my friends enema…”**
“done in open court probably wouldn’t be a very good way to convince the judge to reduce my sentence.”
“The most difficult thing for an Irishman…”
“… is to drink piss-poor American beer and pretend to like it.”
“The enemy of my enemy’s friend, is the brother of my …”
“sister’s husband’s uncle’s mother-in-law’s cat”
“living after midnight, rock into the…”
“…twenty-first cent-u-ree!”
“This has been a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. If this had been an actual emergency, you would have been instructed to…”
“… run for your lives, do not attempt to save loved ones and relatives, you have only a few seconds to survive. Use those seconds wisely or you will INEVITABLY DIE. Do not panic, think only of yourselves.” – Michael Moorcock / Hawkwind
“When you enter a mosh pit allways remember …”
a pickle factory.
“Sometimes when we touch…”
“When you enter a mosh pit allways remember …” **
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To buckle your llama in the backseat of your hummer.
“If at first you don’t succeed…”
“…press control/Z in an attempt to recover. Failing that, blame Elvis.”
“Don’t the aliens need to supply a consent form before using…”
“… the Area 51 hanger?” Mr B. asked, showing his lack of experience in interplanetry treaties.
“Bad dog! Don’t do that again or …”
“…we’ll remove the intelligence amplifier. Now put Mr Gorgon’s car back together again.”
“Weezer! Weeeeeeezer! Whatcha gonna do…”
without your nebulizer?
“If you don’t keep an eye on the stove, the rice will stick and then…”
“… a Child will be born to us, and the Government shall be upon his shoulders.”
“You must be familiar with the hardanger fiddle if you wish to understand…”
F_X
“…the neo-retrive-post-modern-classical-hip-hop-rockabilly style of music, as expressed by Barry and the Buttplugs.”
“Once the sedation began to wear off, Louie became acutely aware that…”
“…he was no longer upon the planet Venus, and, indeed, he had never been upon the planet Venus. This did not stop him from singing the Aphrodite Terra Blues, even though the room was hundreds of degrees too cold for a really-accurate rendition.”
“Beware of…”
…short quotes"
"So the guy in the white coat asked for some sodium chloride on his fries, then he looked at me with a smug grin and a raised eyebrow, like he was waiting for me to say something. How I laughed when I grabbed him by the collar and stabbed his eye using a small wooden fork with my quippy retort of “…” **
“That’s one in the eye, for the salt of the earth”
“You may not give blood if you have recently…”
“That’s one in the eye, for the salt of the earth”
“You may not give blood if you have recently…”