“…were just on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold.”
“The buck stops…”
when you hit it with your Buick."
"I crept down the hall, peeked around the corner of the door, and I couldn’t believe my eyes when I saw…
“…a miniature sleigh and eight tiny reindeer. In July.”
“It’s not the size of the boat…”
…Reginald Fessenden in a tutu!"
“Fourteen percent of Canadians will, during their lifetimes, never…”
“…it’s the size of the guy at the back holding the electric fan up to the sail.”
“…know the satisfaction of a good heaping plateful of scrambled amoeba.”
“The bar on the fifty-seventh floor of the Manulife Centre in Toronto is no place to…”
…discuss last years sex change operation."
"Wildebeest are most well known for their ability to…
“cheat at poker.”
" We named the baby after…"
…Esprix."
Keep your eyes on the road and your hands upon the…"
“…the blood test came back proving that it was indeed mine”
“It’s not size that matters but…”
“…a reddish colour. This Albanian mountain goat is known as the Shqipuyo, because it can change channels without disturbing other wildlife in the vicinity.”
“George Bernard Shaw was the instigator of the Shavian phonetic alphabet for English (it was created by Kingsley Read, who won a contest specified by a clause in Shaw’s will). But he also created the only punctuation mark to gain wide acceptance in the nineteenth century, which was the…”
period It’s use was soon abandoned due to Victorian prudishness, and revived at the beginning of the 20th Century due to prevent confusion
“What I meant to say was…”
semi-question comma."
“I like my coffee like I like my…”
marjuana…don’t have good taste, but it is sure damn addicting!"
"Two Irishman sitting in a ditch, one looked over at the other and called him a…
“…glue – really, really strong.”
“I don’t believe in love at first sight but…”
“… maybe I will once I open my eyes.”
"The path less traveled… "
“…generally has cleaner bathrooms at the rest areas.”
“The walrus and the carpenter…”
“…can only marry in 3 of the 50 states.”
“How many roads must a man walk down…”
“…before he finds his house after binge drinking all night?”
“I thought that you were weird before I knew you…”
“…Liked to dress up in a sheep costume and sing show-tunes.”
“Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a…”