“…single dollar of my hard-earned money to those so-called ‘charities.’”
“If you walked a mile in my shoes…”
“… you would be a mile away and I would have no shoes”
“The thing I can’t stand about Monday is …”
“…how confusing it is that his name is the same as a day of the week.”
“Houston, we have a…”
“…guy at the door here trying to deliver a pepperoni pizza.”
“Baby, I was born to …”
“… A three-legged bear and a wombat. That’s why I look so funny.”
“Like a bridge over troubled water, I will…”
“…freeze first in cold weather.”
“Do, or do not. There is no…”
“…doobie doobie doo”
“It was the best of times, …”
“but on the other hand, it rerally wasn’t the best of times.”
“I got a postcard…”
It was from the mods on this board congratulating me for being able to post!
“I have just about had it with you…”
“… but I am still a virgin”
“There once was a man from Nantuckett…”
“who was unclear on the concept of rhyming.”
“Who was it who said…”
Beware of Greeks looking gift horses in the mouth?
He who would be a man must…
“…first perform the appropriate surgery.”
“Many times it’s the bear that loses the…”
place to s*it in the woods"
Go ahead…make my
“…salad”
“He made his bed, now he has to…”
“clean up his room in less than 205.6 seconds to win the gold medal in the Teenage Olympics”
“I expect you to follow my instructions…”
“…because, frankly, I can’t read my own writing.”
“Three out of four dentists surveyed…”
“…the battlefield at Gettysburg and were shot by trained soldiers with rifles.”
“I never understood what makes people so…”
…well, people-like!
“Feelings…nothing more than feelings, trying to forget my feelings of…”
“…I’m sorry…Umm, I, uhh…I forgot what I was saying”
“I don’t care what all your friends are doing! As long as you live under my roof you…”