“…just ignore that huge giant with the ship on his head, who is walking out of the sea straight towards this house.”
“Aw Mooom! I don’t wanna eat this…”
“…until you show me how to get rid of the wriggly bits, make it stop staring at me, and tell me what’s for afters.”
“Hark! Hark! The larks…”
“…have learnt to bark!”
“Oh give me a tome, near the wool-weavers comb, where the beers are not cloudy in May…”
“…where never is found an un-paid-for round, and the suds run freely all day…” 
“Badger badger badger…”
“… burning bright, in the fo-no, wait a minute, that’s not it at all.
My apologies for wasting your time. Sincerely, Willy Blake”
‘Dear Sir, i was apalled by your…’
“…being appalled by all the appalling things I’ve been up to lately.”
“It was a dark and stormy morning…”
“… in St. Petersburg, made even darker and stormier by the pervasive darkness and the terrible storm. As I was in Phoenix, however, I didn’t much care. I just laughed.”
"This truly must be the most astounding group of… "
“…poopy headed people this second grader has ever seen.”
“After energizing the time machine, and advancing the time control to FULL, Max realized that…”
"…he’d forgotten to close the peeper valve. As a result, the time machine started to go backwards and forwards at the same time. Since the dimensional stabiliser was on, this meant that the occupants were actually getting bigger. Now, with a head approximately sixty thousand miles in diameter, Max is one of the few people who can handle the Triganic Ningi, and he is assured of a lucrative career at one of the Galactibanks.
“Mr. Johnson. There is a package for you at the…”
‘…bottom of this lake. if you would kindly allow us to encase your feet with this concrete, we’ll lower you down so you can get it.’
‘Jim wondered why he was having such problems sticking…’
“… to the side of the building’s surface, even with the Spider-Man outfit on. It had looked so easy in the animated instruction manual.”
“Butu sped through the jungle with uncanny swiftness, his…”
“…moped whining like a dog whose testicles were caught in the pet door.”
“Unless somebody fesses up to taking the last can of corned beef hash…”
“… there’ll be no more corned beef hash and nectarine gumbo for breakfast.”
“Gathered round the old man’s bed, he asked us, one by one,where…”
“…the heck he’d put his immortality pills. Or was that the memory pills…?”
“Dietary fibre is a good source of…”
" … a fibered diet?"
"Farglestabeed! i … "
"… ncorrect usage of the pluperfect subjunctive. Let’s all say it together-F-a-r-g-l-e-s-t-a-b-e-e-d-I-X!
“And oft when on my couch I lie, in vacant or in pensive mood…”
“…the clothing gnomes consume my tie, mistaking it for snacky food.”
“It appears that the turtles have started their planned…”
"…makeover of that Portugeuse man-of-war with the appalling fashion sense and the housekeeping aptitude of rogue sea urchins.
“Roses would be nice, but their SO predictable, how about…”
“…the Ubbidub Flower of Kakrafoon, which wakens its keepers at dawn by beating them black and blue?”
“Sleep, that knits up the raveled sleeve of…”