“… not that that’s a bad thing.”
“Second place, it’s always second place, how…”
“…in the hell am I ever going to win the trophy for Most Idiotic Statement Ever with all these idiots around?”
“In the darkness, there are a thousand…”
“…gnatty bugs trying to fly up my nostrils.”
“Twelve out of seven nuns surveyed prefer…”
“…semifractional partially-non-real paramath. The others like honey.”
“Gruggghhh. Fflthorgh. Blunk. Vvv…?”
“…ladies and gentlemen, this ends my impression of our President.”
“I used to be somebody, good lord…”
“…and now I’m somebody else. I still can’t explain it.”
“Merde! Merde merde merde…”
… don’t grow on trees.
“Oh say can you see, by the …”
… table? That’s the mess you made. Now clean it up."
"I bet you didn’t know I have never…
“…said, `I bet you didn’t know I have never.”
“Coursing through his veins was…”
" … blood infected by a zombie and a vampire. "
"got to wonder what will he … "
“…do in the daytime.”
“We’re all out of potato chips, how many times…”
“…have I told you to slice them thinly and make them in abundance, lest a moment of lacking overtake us? Men-keel haul the cook!”
“Bertram was astounded to open his sock drawer and find…”
“…the magic had happened one more time.”
“Of all the books to have fallen off the shelf, …”
"…it had to be my leatherbound first edition of “The Yeti: Man Or Myth?”
“I got that feeling; you know, the one you can only…”
"…experience when little bits of stripped, small gauge electrical wire become integral to your happiness.
“The paints melting off the radiators, but outside…”
“…there’s seventy-eight llamas grazing peacefully under a harvest moon.”
“Apply a liberal amount of oil to all exposed…”
“rolls of films to make some very inexpensive fly-catchers.”
“One, one, two and a half…”
“…is an example of why Izzy’s dismal counting skills would preclude him becoming a band leader.”
“Will you look at all of the bubbles…”
“of highly toxic phosgene being generated from that mixture of candy bars, beer and mucilage.”
“I’m really sorry, it was such a great meal, but I couldn’t…”
“…possibly join in your Roman custom of vomiting and eating again.”
“I’ve been looking for the weasel, who used to drive a diesel, 'til the rabbits ate his brain…”