“…armed combatants. The French army recruits from the sewer to this day.”
“In a few more minutes, the mixture should reach the appropriate self-heating temperature, and then it is time to…”
“…put it into a paper bag, add berries, thumbtacks and diamond dust, swing it over your head and scream like a chicken.”
“Rabid skunks are never…”
“… worth eating.”
"ring around the rosie, pocket full of … "
“…rabid skunks(finely chopped, so they’ll easily fit).”
“Saturday night is the…”
“…night that the skunks come out…”
“Comics. Sexy French Comics. That’s all Myron could think of. And then, through the door…”
“…thundered 50 people on their way to an open-call at the Comedie Francaise…”
“Superhuman strength was required to lift…”
“…her arm from my torso, so I could slip away, undetected. When will I learn to limit my intake of ethanol?”
“At the summit conference, we need to make sure that the Estonian ambassador has access to…”
“…his good lady wife. Hey, a guy gets lonely. I want anyone making decisions of possibly global importance to be nice and relaxed.”
“I’ve got something stuck in my back molar, and for the life of me…”
“…I can’t figure out how it got there or what language it’s singing in.”
“Please insert your pass…”
“…again, and again, and again, 'til one of our esteemed associates feels like it’s time to do some work. As if.”
“I swear, the next vacation day I get…”
“…I’m gonna come in here and do some work!!! You guys are so gonna be puzzled!”
“So. Macromedia is buying eHelp. Does this mean that…”
“…the dHelp program is now obsolete? It’s about time, that thing was a piece o’ crud.”
“Sitting on a park bench, in the pouring rain, he…”
“…opened his sunbrella, and basked in the warm light flooding down from it.”
“I left it in the laundromat. When I went back to get it, I doscovered that…”
“…That it had been washed,dried, starched, pressed and neatly hung on a padded hanger. Too bad it was a ham&cheese sandwich.”
“Having been drenched by a bus going through a big puddle, the very bus he had just missed, John then …”
“…swore vengeance on the Transit Authority, and began to plot his revenge.”
“Ever searching for a market niche, Elbert quickly learned that Confessionals were not a good place to advertise…”
“…personal-hygiene blogs.”
“Maurice knew then that it was fate. There was no escaping it. He had no choice but to…”
“…take his ELEVEN items and get out of the 10 or less express lane at the supermarket.”
“With all the food for the party ruined, because the refrigerator door had popped open during the night, Janice and Ulysses…”
“… made soup.”
“If three men can wash three cars in three days, how many…”
“… pounds of wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?”
“Awakening on her wedding day, Beth smiled at the recognition that…”
“… even at eighty-seven years of age, love can find a way.”
“The sickening smell, wafting in from the carport, could…”