And now there’s this one:
Holiday Shopping: What have you bought?
Mary Kate Olsen’s new look
You should take it back and get a refund.
**Help my wife buy me a car stereo
What Are You Giving Your SO for Christmas?
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A car stereo might be nice…
**Guys – what are you getting you SO for Christmas?
Scarcity of Redheads?
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What would a Libertarian America be like?
People stage dogfights, cockfights, even fish fights, why not cat fights?
Guess that answers that question.
**Whatever Happened to Ergonomic Tools?
Frustrations with a mechanic
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Well, I guess that explains what happened to them.
**You . . . dumb . . . COW!
You dumb fuck. Can’t you read?!?
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Dumb
That’s my new groupnoun for redheads: A Scarcity of Redheads.
**Great practical joke for the right person
Should a colonoscopy have hurt this much? **
** Clean up after yourselves, you stupid cow pigs. (smoking)
Finding out your neighbor is a jackass
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Well, at least he’s not a cow pig. (Is that worse than a pig-dog?)
What gifts have you received so far?
Spider Brains and Knowledge
**So how’s your day going?
Afternoon Delight **
Sounds like it’s going pretty darn good!
**What would a Libertarian America be like?
“Free To Choose” **
IMHO:
**What is the point of being attractive?
Steamy office passion… **
Sounds like as good a reason as any.
Separated by one, but irresistable:
**“Have a safe Xmas”-our society’s obsession with safety
I saw Mommy punching Santa Claus . . . A Xmas story
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**I’m gonig to destroy the Earth. Which method should I choose?
Reindeer Tipping **
Will that work?
I suppose if you got enough reindeer in one spot and tipped them over it could cause the earth to wobble on it’s axis but it seems like a longshot.
**If I had a Monty Python username, it would be…
Reindeer Tipping
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GQ:
What is Oriental medicine doing to my wife?
Hiding Bulimia
No wonder she’s always hungry again an hour later . . . :dubious:
**What does sticking your tongue out at someone mean?
Dopers - is this rude? **
Who flunked “Manners 101” then? :dubious:
**Dumbest thing I’ve heard today (so far): Muslims ruining America!, says VA Rep.
Obama sounds like Osama!
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I am God and I can prove it!
Making Intercity Bus Routes Work