**What feels better: a good bowel movement or sex?
Are You a Member of the Fruit of the Month Club? **
Fruit as in fruit=fiber=good bowel movement or fruit=gay=sex?
** What are you putting in your Eggnog?
New York deli pickles taste odd **
**What feels better: a good bowel movement or sex?
Ladies: What good is a bidet, nowadays?
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**I’m being prompted to download Internet Explorer 7 – Any reason not to?
I am God and I can prove it!
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[Kirk] What does God need a Browser for?[/Kirk]
or
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I am God and I can prove it!
Wow, just what I wanted, a Battle Axe for x-mas!
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Santa’s got nothing on God!
**Free Viagra Online Plus
Yahoo, I just got an iMac
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Yahoo, Hardons and Software!
**Cat Butts: last minute gift idea
We have two tiny kittens!
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So, you potentially have two last-minute gifts…
** It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas…
Cat Butts: last minute gift idea
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A brighter Earth.
Baby Put Through L.A. Airport X-Ray Machine
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**What scares me about God (non-GD)
When do you plan to die?
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It bothers me when God asks these questions…
**If the Earth was a cube
When most all the land was in Pangaea, was the earth stable?
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I’ve been waintin’ for this one.
**When do you plan to die?
‘It’s not a tumah’- no wait, it is **
From GQ:
Name the female WWII spy
Nikola Tesla
OK, I know some people have some strange and colorful notions about old Tesla, but this is getting ridiculous.
A rare example from ATMB:
**How cum my signature doesn’t show?
I Tried To Report A Porn Spam Thread, But Couldn’t **
**Baby Put Through L.A. Airport X-Ray Machine
The grandkids come first? **
Yes, of course, always put the grandbabies through the x-ray machine first.
What are you putting off right now?
“reasons” for breakups ( 1 2 )
“We need to talk… but not right now, OK?”
Post-coital dopers: Check in here
What are you asking Santa to give you this year?
“An orgasm” 
** Jesus Christ, this anti-Muslim shit scares me
Obama sounds like Osama!
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**My husband has lost 40 pounds
The Camera Takes Off Ten Pounds **
So, on camera, he lost 50 pounds?
**Died alone in a hotel room?
Worst ways to die #437 **
**“reasons” for breakups
Died alone in a hotel room? **
MPSIMS:
If I had a Monty Python username, it would be…
The Great Defecator of Christmas
I don’t remember that sketch…