MPSIMS:
“reasons” for breakups
Its/It’s and There/Their/They’re
Who knew grammar/spelling was a bigger marriage stressor than money or fidelity issues? 
**Dog ethics question
What feels better: a good bowel movement or sex?
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It finally happened - after 3 years in X-ray!
Radioactive Polonium Sequential Thread Titles
I don’t care how long you kept your thread titles in the X-ray. You’re still not going to get any Polonium. Wrong kind of radiation. Let’s fight some ignorance here.
Woman breaks of engagement. How long before one should move in?
What would you suggest in a backpack?
Let’s Go: Lonely Planet
**Quick! What song is stuck in your head right now?
“Santa Baby” (Madonna) **
Would you like a gun for that earworm?
14 k of g in a f p d
I’m considering committing murder.
**Worst Conceivable Christmas/Holiday Special?
What Am I Doing to My Avocados**
Any ideas on how to get really bad smell out of car?
The 2006 Rat’s Ass Awards
