Sometimes the pink walrus tells me to go and lick stuff.
If it wasn’t for my horse, I never would’ve spent those three years in college.
My socks are plotting against me.
Sometimes goats are free.
Somebody please hand me that maple fudge handgun.
I like cheese.
In all things, first, I am that which I least think I am not.
My left toe was in Walla Walla, but my heart will always be in Kook — amunga.
Your mother.
The horse was a surprise
(In honor of Brak)
I like pork!
The peanut is neither a pea nor a nut, oh wait, it is a nut.
Correct wording: Jo mama!
Spam… Spam… Spam… Spam… Spam…
Spam… Spam… Spam… Spam… Spam…
Spam… Spam… Spam… Spam… Spam…
Green fire hydrants are waving at me.
I can’t pay for that in beans, I only have these pockets!
Let’s Army!
Bob burned down his house when he forgot he had put the cat in the toaster oven.
Well, it’s not technically a nut, but sperm still wiggles.
Buzzwords go pop, fragmenting society; a night for an attack on foreign urinalists, and Mortal dreads.