My brother had it on his facebook status and I stole it from him. I also sent it around via email to various people at work, and added a picture of a glowworm with his bum all lit up.
Glad you enjoyed it. I thought it was cute. 
I bought a Snoopy alarm clock - it plays the Lucy and Linus song to wake you up. Unfortunately, it ticks - I don’t like a ticking clock in my bedroom. I’l give it a try tonight and see how it goes.
Landshark.
I didn’t ask for a landshark.
Why do so many people only feel guilty when they get caught?
I need to do laundry.
My friend told me last night she would do anything to go back to $20k/year, renting, and being happy.
I need a bike lock.
What’s a good substitute for shampoo?
I ate a cupcake and it was delicious.
Why does this item I ordered have a package tracking number if it is not actually eligible for package tracking? I feel as though I am being toyed with.
I don’t think anyone in this class is actually taking notes on the lecture.
Free food is tastier than paid-for food. Thanks, over-planned-for meeting!
Co-worker, pick up your damn feet. I can hear you shuffling all the way across the suite.
Going no-poo - Google it or poke around for that search term here. Basically, use baking soda to clean your hair, and diluted cider vinegar to conditio it and counteract the alkalinity. Rince well - don’t want a science-fair volcano on your scalp.
Mary says “passive aggressive is the new black!”
Those cookies were delicious
I wonder what it’s like to be overweight in her world
LiteBrite
What a miserable hag
Best thread count ever
Apparently the facial skin care products you were happy with at age nineteen are no longer the best thing available to use once you’re over thirty. Who’d a thunk?
Huh. The camera lens on my phone is cracked. takes picture of own foot Huh. Seems to make no difference. I was briefly sad/panicked, but … I guess the damage doesn’t matter. And I have a nifty photo of the top of my metatarsals.
I’m tired.
I’m tired of a lot.
I don’t feel like doing anything.
I don’t feel like doing a lot.
Is it too early for a nap?
I watched the first three seasons of How I Met Your Mother this week and now I have a crush on Barney.
It’s rained for the last 3 days and I want to go outside. 
I am reeeeeally broke.
Yes to all but sub HIMYM for Nurse Jackie.
Whomever said that public speaking is the most dreaded experience of humankind, has never packed and moved. So many boxes it looks like Legoland.
First sunshine in over a week
5 mile walk with doggie
All is right again in the world
Love “god, the devil, and bob”—how did I miss this when it was on???
I got my windshield replaced today - that’s expensive, even with a Groupon! Then my lacrosse team lost their semi-final game badly - they looked like chumps playing.
Do not paint the van. You can make big bucks selling lousy ‘Home Theatre Systems’ to the unwary in you local Big-box store parking lot!
My rental SUV for my annual May road trip is a Dodge Journey. I was hoping for a Grand Cherokee, but the Dodge seems pretty nice.
Just saw David Sedaris for the 3rd time–still just as wonderful
sweet potato tater tots
My pup is a weirdo