Went out for my sister’s birthday dinner - the chicken quesadilla was not as good as I expected. The birthday cake was really good, though.
How in the world does shit end up in some of the places that it does in public toilet stalls?
Does anyone else make birthday resolutions?
So many angry people, so little time
Too much cake
Cat Whisperer and flatlined rule
It’s true. 
I bought a 42 oz bag of peanut M&Ms and I’m afraid I’m going to eat half of it in one sitting. How am I not diabetic? Or is this a sign? Maybe I have hyperthyroidcanceroidal type c or some shit. Fuck it - I’m finishing these, the cat can have the bacon.
Sunrise at Lake Tahoe was really beautiful this morning.
I really dread work today.
Idly wondered whether they have different words for ‘plumber’ and ‘sink’ in Great Britain.
In a week, I’m going to Florida.
I have a twinge in my back.
I know for a fact that I am not getting laid today.
Jealous of Florida-goer above me
Ambivalid’s thread has made me realize how much I love my gym
I hate making groceries
I should vac my car before it rains again
The sun gets an A for effort
What a sad sad sad life she has–must be awful to live that way
Why doesn’t digs have PM
I want a grapefruit
I had a cara-cara orange for a snack last night - they are wonderful oranges.
Funniest typo I’ve seen at work today so far: “Ok, I will resent the file.”
It’s ridiculous how good Butch Walker’s Sycamore Avenue is. Can’t wait until my workday is over to give it a good cranking-up.
Also, woohoo! Three-day weekend! And it’s a Thirsty Thursday at the Blue Claws game tonight – see you at the WRAT Trap for dollar drafts!
I have a friend who I believe will be terribly disappointed, nay, crushed, if her little boy does not turn out to be gay.
I think she wants a gay son more than anything.
There was a great episode of “Absolutely Fabulous” about that!
Makes sense. If the kid tragically passes away before she does, she’ll at least have a good line to deliver.
Got it 
“Avenue”? Where the hell is my brain…Sycamore Meadows
My favorite hockey team won their league championship! Woo-hoo!
I found an excellent art and drafting supplies place in Long Beach: Lyons on 4th street.
For some reason I am chuffed over my 2003 Dodge Neon passing the California smog test today.