(This is less of a game and more of an Uttely Pointless Activity (UPA), so hopefully it won’t get canned by the moderators.)
How do I get the high-jump goggles on Level Five?
Why does the ground get wet when it rains?
Ever wonder how garlic bread got its name?
(Feel free to ask more and/or answer one, FAQ-style.)
Why is my car red?
Left, right, left, right, A, B, left.
It doesn’t. That’s an optical illusion.
No, not really.
So that it will show up more vividly in Slumberland.
Men: “Excuse me, could you give me directions?”
Women: “Do I look too thin in these pants?”
Children: “Why would I want candy?”
Dogs: “Why on earth would I wag my tail?”
Cats: “Did you call me? Did I get here fast enough?”
Why DOES the porridge bird lay his eggs in the air?
The air is a very soft place, good for hatching eggs tout de suite.
Can God make a boulder so large that you’d have to smell it from anywhere?
Why does the word “asshole” look better when you spell it “aashole”?
Do they have alphabet soup in China?
Does England have a Fourth of July?
If the plural of foot is feet, why isn’t the plural of boot beet?
If there was no sun would yesterday be today?
Because a foot can smell like feet but a boot can’t smell like beet.
Who did put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong?
Mr. Bassman
If the past and the future were exactly reversed, would we notice?
What does this “post reply” button do?
What’s the best romantic restaurant in North Korea?
Why does my dog purple?
Is there a better news show than Nancy Grace?