Why don’t we hear more about Kim Kardashian?
What is it about neckbeards that make them so, so sexy?
If you can’t even, does that make you odd?
Why is the cassowary?
Which genital-animal insult combo is better – cockmonkey or cunthippo?
Do I get paid too much?
Am I watching too little television?
Do I spend too much time with my kids?
Is my son good enough for his girlfriend?
How do you spell IRS?
“How do you spell CIA?”
“What’s the number for 911?”
How come stuff gets smaller when you walk away from it?
“Some more bacon-wrapped shrimp, Mr. Netanyahu?”
Well of COURSE we do. It’s on the 5th of November, durrrr.
How do I bump an old thread?
One alphabet fills 15 cases of soup.
How naked do you WANT me, ladies? 
Can I pull your finger, again? [holding nose smiley]
Does this bus go to The Loop?
Honey, is it OK if I go shopping for shoes with you?
Is our children learning?
Bitte, wo ist die Einbahnstraße?
My parents like to tell of when I was little girl and was asking all kinds of questions and got carried away…and held up my hand and said
“Is this my hand?”