No joke, we had clients at the homeless shelter who would ask “What is the number for 411?”
If our knees bent the other way , what would chairs look like ?
If chairs bent the other way, what would our knees look like?
Why should anyone care why the chicken crossed the road?
How do we know for certain that the chicken crossed the road?
When, O when, Lord, will we live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without having its motives questioned?
How does Mighty Thor hang a picture without blowing out the wall?
Why is Tony Stark so damn humble?
If tomorrow is the day after today, but after midnight, it’s now today instead of tomorrow, does tomorrow ever come? 
Why is ‘abbreviated’ such a long word?
Why is “long” such a short word?
When will this damn orgasm finally end?
Can’t that stripper put some clothes on?
Why are women constantly trying to get into my pants?
Why can’t I find a guy who just wants to get into my pants?
Am I spending enough time on SDMB?
Can human beings and fish coexist peacefully?
Why doesn’t Richard Wagner get more respect from Jewish musicians?
Where are the snowpants of yesteryear?
Regards,
Shodan
Dad, what are these “vinyl records” made of?