Was that Little Rascals movie too hard to follow for anyone else?
Yes.
Why does my purple taste like coconut?
What if the cows never come home and the fat lady has laryngitis?
Why do I have to pee after I drink a lot?
Have you quit beating your wife?
Who’s wife have you quit beating?
Why is the Hawaiian restaurant in my town the best place to get poutine?
Why are Canadians so damn charismatic?
Is sex any fun?
Why did it take me so long to notice the anus right there in the middle of manuscript?
Are the guys in U2 Irish, or what?
Elendil’s Heir sounds like a very Jeremiah here.
So, you want to major in evolutionary biology at Oral Roberts University?
Why is Donald Trump so damn humble?
If I eat pasta until I’m full, and then I eat antipasto, will I become hungry again?
Why do some baseball stadiums have a dirt path leading from the pitcher’s mound to home plate, and some don’t?
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck worked out regularly ?
Where you can you find a good woodchuck gym around here?
How long does a thread have to remain dormant to be considered a zombie?
How come candidates wait so long before starting to campaign?
How do I grow my own breast implants?