Can I get a high-quality bionic arm for less than ten bucks?
Yes, after they annhilate each other in an explosion of high energy gamma radiation. Assuming you don’t have an excess of either food.
Can I get a high quality bionic $10 bill for less than an arm and a leg?
Can I get a Jehovah’s Witness?
Grandma, can you tell me about all your aches and pains?
Pahaha! 
It doesn’t work like that!
If I pour water all over my overheating CPU (in my laptop), will that make it cool? 
Know where I could get a pornographic bootleg Veggie Tales?
How do I get my teenager to sleep in later on weekends?
How do I keep prospective employers from offering me great jobs at high wages?
Can you show me more pictures of your toddler granddaughter with her kittens?
What is the maximum number of pairs of shoes that can safely be worn at the same time?
Can I come dress shopping with you honey?
How do I get my cats to be noisy more often and keep me awake all night?
Do you need any assistance keeping your baby awake and crying on this overnight flight?