This occurred to me in the shower this morning, out of the blue.
I am not an artist, so I’ll have to rely on conveying my cartoon in words:
A cowboy/rancher type guy is leaning against a wooden fence, picking his teeth with a piece of straw (think Gary Larson style of drawing).
At his feet are two Dachshunds, going at each other viciously, teeth bared.
The caption: “Why can’t you get along, little doggies?”
Amusing? Or not so much?