I am in the habit of bestowing names upon the more important inanimate objects in my life. My car, for example, is a white station wagon lovingly called Moby. My checkbook (truly neglected in this age of online banking), goes by Kafka. Various other examples abound, but I digress…
When I received my iphone some months back (yes, it’s an older and slower model, just like my car), I christened it “Kizarvexius’ Phone”. Not very creative, but it served the purpose.
As time and tide have run their course, I have elected to change the name of my phone. Noting the insidious way that it has taken over my life, and being the classical history geek that I am, I’ve decided to call it Sejanus. The only trouble is I haven’t been able to figure out how to do it.
Will this procedure require permission from the Senate? Or can someone instruct me on how to pull the necessary strings behind the scenes?