Hee…now that’s funny. 
my work is generally not pro bono but Quid Pro Quo…
Quid Pro Quo… you, know… tit for tat…
Some guy tried this on me at the bar a few years ago.
No, it didn’t work.
I think it’s disgusting, degrading and juvenile. Real men are able to say what they want without reverting to 14 year old boys.
It’s safe to say that line would never work on me.
Hey, how do these mythical “real men” say what they want, then, if what they want is what the 14-year-old boys also want? 
(And are they anything like the real women of the other thread?)
I’d prefer show us your tits; on a related note, I also prefer that they be called tits, or at least, breasts, if you must. Especially if you’re going to be in a position in which you are…handling them. Stupid, prepubescent boy euphemisms like ta-tas and boobies just bother me. And God forbid you’re touching them and you call them ta-tas. That’s so cringe-worthy there aren’t words to express.
The phrase “release the twins” falls into the ta-ta catagory. The line would probably only get a dirty look from me, where as more direct approach, “give us a flash,” or what have you would probably warrent a response of a smile and the reply “If you show me yours.” (It’s weird…when guys ask for a flash and I ask to make it an even trade, they’re never willing. Sort of suprising).
flashes thread
Okay, I read the subject heading, and was SURE that this post was gonna be about someone’s relatives bratty twins!!!