When would this ever work?
Aren’t there better euphemisms available?
My husband loves this phrase, and it works for him.
At least it’s a bit fresher than the un-euphemistic rabidly screamed, “Show us your tits!”
Well, it really only works with someone your already involved with, and it’s just kind of a silly way to say you’re interested in a little lovin’, or maybe just some foreplay.
If anyone ever said that to me, (sheeeeeah, right! Really likely.) I’d hold up my fists: “You mean THESE?!?” *** THUD! KAPOW!****
*official Batman TV sound effects.
Show us your tits?
/me looks over at the 8 month old Alex and Collin and got a COMPLETELY different impression at the Subject line.
I WILL however relate a bit of interesting slang. A radio DJ and his parter wer discussing women breast feeding in public, he relays a situation where his wife unabashedly ‘flopped a hogan’, and fed their son.
Flopped a Hogan.
Wow, that one I just don’t get.
Stardust and I joke around with stuff like that a lot, but it’s 'cause it’s funny that somebody would really use it… I think anybody who’d try this and expect it to work is someone to be strongly avoided.
My work with the Release the Twins Foundation is strictly pro bono.
Um…, when Mary & Kate are legal?
You mean Mary-Kate and Ashley.
…yeah, those two.
“Show me your tits” always works for me!!!
I’ve never had a problem with nudity - if someone is REALLY staring at them, I have no problem showing them what they want to see.
Besides, it ALWAYS gets me a free drink!!!
Yes, the traditional chant of Mardi Gras boozers to women on balconies.
Ah, I see. I was confused by the jump from your husband’s release the twins to show us your tits. I was mainly thinking he’d have better luck by sending the other guys home, either that or I needed to start hanging out at your house 
Don’t get too excited you’ve got 300 days to wait.
My roommate said he’d give me 10 bucks if I tried that line on some girl at a bar. I’m thinking about it. I mean, they’d get the reference so maybe it would be a good ice breaker.
Or maybe I’d get slapped. I dunno, either way it would be funny.
Say, how you doin’??? 
stares fixedly
:: ahem ::
aren’t we supposed to be working against ignorance around here?
personally, i find the constant attempts to continue the dumbing-down of the population, a la this newest LCD catch-phrase, to be a significant counter-blow by The Other Side.
please, folks… Don’t Let Cecil Down. fight against the darkness!
(/end useless rant for decency in public. you may resume your regularly scheduled flirting now.)
… Release the twins!
[ Darth Vadar voice ]
lieu, I am your father!
[ /DV voice ]
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