walmart? pfft. i’m much classier than that.
i got it from dollar general. the blade is only a little rusty.
Maybe if you made a request to an administrator they’d let you change your name to something more cool. Or at least less scummy. Do you want some help thinking of a new name for yourself?
How about..
loosewheel balls?
**catman don’t
m.t. values
suffering soilsack
goat-hoof cheese
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Thanks for the offer, and all, but no. I’ve been using this name for a while now and I’ll stay with it. You used up all the originality and coolness in the universe on your own nickname, so I’ll stay with mine out of familiarity.
I kind of want Cat Man Don’t now…
So put it in your location field. That’s still free…
I’m a guest. I don’t have one! 
Ah. I hadn’t noticed that limitation.
That’s OK. I’ll just keep that one lying around in case I ever get a pet cat or something.
How about Gerard Depardon’t?
ignore this posT. i’m just testing out a new writing stylE.
i like iT! i’ma use this this whenever i post something really stupid and forgettablE! probably with more colors, thougH.
You know. I think it’s true. **Susanann ***does *make this board stupider. Apparently.
You can get kicked out of bed for farting? 
Hey, wait, that means I can kick Jim out for farting, too! 
I’ll arm-wrestle you for it - wait, I DO have a custom title field!
.i think this works even betteR ?what do you think, dartH
˙ǝlqnoɹʇ uı ʇǝƃ ǝʍ ǝɹoɟǝq doʇs plnoɥs ǝʍ ʞuıɥʇ I
snerk … righto. I’ll shut up now.
Too obvious. A simple Bowie knife, that you hone, and hone, and hone, that gets their attention.
I actually have a well-honed machete. And a couple of guns. When I really want to put people in their place, I break out the Irish linen and the Waterford crystal.
i don’t actually have a machete but i do have a sword that my dad got from somewhere in south america. i’ll just carry that along with a shield. people may laugh, but until someone builds a working model of a lightsaber it’ll have to do.
They may laugh, yes. OTOH, they may also think you’re about to treat them to an authentic Brazilian churrasco (a type of meat-eating orgy in which a sword features prominently). Especially if the shield looks too much like a platter. 
Daaaannnngggg!
I agreed with her the first time she posted it. After about the 10th time, I just wanted to kick her butt.