Anyone got a link to that gun club dating post?
I loved how the ideal woman in her world looks like Shania Twain. As in…
Okay, it wasn’t 10 pages. In fact, the part with her was like 1 and a half. Condensed crazy.
Thanks, FS!
Yeah, that was pretty insane. The funniest part was that she wasn’t just saying gun clubs were great. She was shooting down everyone who brought up something else. “Fishing is nice!” “Yeah but it’s not a gun club.” “Kayaking–” “Is it a gun club? Then no.” “Cave exploration.” “No. Doesn’t involve guns. Plus I hate caves.”
Also she’s just so incredibly egocentric. Not as in selfish but as in unable to take someone else’s perspective. She hates caves and hasn’t had good experiences socializing with fishing/hunting clubs, so naturally no one else can enjoy those things.
Frankly, I find it rather shocking that she’s had good experiences socializing anyplace that doesn’t involve straitjackets, but there you go.
Yeah…WTF is wrong with me choosing a name like that when I could have chosen one like yours that would generate awe and respect in equal measures.
the sociable pistachio was taken.
So was The Socially Retarded Filbert.
See, you got too clever there. Not being a nut… fancier, I had to look up filbert, and that ruins the joke.
Girls, girls. You BOTH have imaginative user names.
Just not as imaginative as mine. 
Wait, how is that supposed to work? Only, I’ve been given to understand that you can’t talk to a man with a shotgun in his hand.
You’re exactly right and this perfectly illustrates why I have such a terrible username instead of really, really awesome one.
puts hands in front pockets, hangs head slightly, casts gaze downward, smirks self-effacingly, traces toe of one shoe in a small circle on the floor
shucks…
Hey, I’m not professing any kind of fixation here, but I personally would not kick this out of bed for farting, even at age 45.
see, i think a gun is too subtle. i carry a machete so guys know i mean business.
I hope that your machete is something cool like a panga and not one of those boring Walmart blades.
Well played, sir.
It shouldn’t just be whites! After all, the greatest things the Republican party has done for black Americans are gun rights and GPS.
Dear lord, this thread just got derailed to an entirely new level.
Come on, bitches! *Pit her! **
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Pit me!
Pit anybody!
Sorry. When you get right down to it, Susanann isn’t really very interesting.