Re Susanann: Do Not Feed The Idiot

I was speaking for the other people in this thread who said the same thing, which should have been screamingly obvious.

thanks, and just for the record, i’m female.

What should be screamingly obvious is that you could simply skip his posts instead of derailing this thread.

Not a surprise. Soooo cutesy!

If you’re using a mobile device it can be a PITA. Its one reason why kids don’t use it.

Back atcha. Speaking of derailing, “he” just pointed out he’s a she.

You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.

your interpretation is…off, to say the least.

Bolding mine.

Reply to first bolded part:
For not giving a shit you sure are spending a lot of time giving a shit. Two days worth of giving a shit in fact.

Reply to second bolded part:
Who are these “people” you’re talking about? It sure as shit doesn’t make me go all fucking crazy and go whining for two days just because someone doesn’t capitalize.

I find it funny that most of the people throwing a hissy fit because expectopatronum doesn’t capitalize didn’t even capitalize their own username. You people do know that people here are unwilling to take you seriously if you won’t even take your own username seriously by capitalizing it.

Edit:

Nope. She’s that much of a bitch.

It’s called being bored at work. You’re lucky if you can’t relate. If you think I’ve been fuming for 48 hours rather than just occasionally refreshing multiple tabs waiting for something new to respond to here or on Facebook or Twitter between having shit to do - well, do you honestly know anybody like that? I’m here to be edified and amused. But again, I don’t give a shit. Think whatever you wish of me. If you want, you can picture me with a spittle-flecked chin and wild unkempt hair, eyes bulging cartoonishly. That would be cool.

As for the second bolded part, I already answered it. Try to keep up.

Third, I don’t take my username seriously. It’s always been meant as a joke.

I don’t understand why they can’t work like Word and automatically capitalize the beginning of every sentence, as well as “i” whenever it’s by itself.

My cheap Net10 cellphone does at least the former.

i don’t post from my phone, for whatever it’s worth.

I’d say you’ve demonstrated precisely the opposite.

rude

I’ve waited quite a while for Susanann to be pitted. This derailment makes me :frowning: .

But true.

She’s stopped punctuating, now. I think the problem is metastasizing.

Yes it fucking is. Of course it is.

(This post has been beed by the beeist.)

Anyway, my fave Susannan post is where she blames the Japanese tsunami victims for living near the coast. Classic stoopid.

no, i just don’t have much more to say about it. you’ve all made your point. i know the dope enjoys beating dead horses but it’s getting boring.
and no, it’s not. you can say it all you want, doesn’t make it true.

Yes it is a gimmick. You’ve stated that you know it’s expected, you know it’s correct, but you choose not to captialise.

Denying it doesn’t make it false.